Weekend Update: Betsy DeVos – SNL


>>SECRETARY OF EDUCATION BETSY
DeVOS WAS UNDER FIRE THIS WEEK, AFTER A DISASTROUS 60 MINUTES
INTERVIEW. HERE TO COLLAR PHI HER POINTS IS
BETSY DeVOS.>>HELLO.
HELLO. THANK YOU, THANK YOU TO THE
AUDIENCE AND THE MAN.>>GREAT, GREAT.
YEAH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.
SO BETSY, WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT INTERVIEW?
>>WELL, I — I THINK THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE WORDS THAT
WERE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH WERE BAD.
AND THAT IS BECAUSE THEY CAME FROM MY BRAIN.
>>OKAY. YEAH, SURE.
WHY DON’T WE GIVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE.
LIKE WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT PUBLIC SCHOOLS VERSUS
CHARTER SCHOOLS.>>WELL, YOU KNOW, I DON’T LIKE
TO THINK OF THINGS IN TERMS OF SCHOOL.
I THINK THE STATES SHOULD DECIDE WHETHER THEY HAVE GOOD SCHOOL OR
BAD SCHOOL OR A BAD SCHOOL. WHICHEVER THEY PREFER.
IN WYOMING, FOR EXAMPLE, WHICH HAS MANY POTENTIAL GRIZZLIES,
THERE SHOULD BE A SCHOOL FOR BEARS.
AND IN LOUISIANA, CROCODILE CROSSING GUARDS AND IN NORTH
CAROLINA STOP BEING TRANS. THAT’S WHAT’S GOOD FOR THEM.
>>OKAY. YOU MIGHT BE THE MOST PROTESTED
MEMBER OF TRUMP’S CABINET. BUT, WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS?
>>YOU KNOW, I THINK IT’S BECAUSE I DO NOT DO A GOOD JOB.
AND I CAN’T BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW.
>>ALL RIGHT, WELL, YEAH. RECENTLY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN
CRITICIZING YOUR POSITION ON GUNS IN SCHOOLS.
>>WELL, AGAIN, I THINK THAT THE STATES SHOULD BE ABLE TO CHOOSE
HOW THEY PROTECT THEIR SCHOOLS, BASED ON THEIR CIRCUMSTANCES.
FOR EXAMPLE, IF TWO HOME ALONE STYLE BANDITS WANT TO ROB A
SCHOOL. THAT SCHOOL SHOULD HAVE THE
OPTION OF RED-HOT DOOR KNOBS OR A PAINT CAN THAT SWINGS DOWN THE
STAIR CASE. AND IN THAT, IT’S GOOD SCHOOLS,
GOOD CHOICE. WHATEVER THEY CHOOSE, WE ARE
WORKING HARD TO ENSURE THAT ALL SCHOOLS ARE SAFE LEARNING
ENVIRONMENTS FOR GUNS.>>CAN I JUST ASK YOU SOMETHING,
DO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB?>>NO, I DO NOT.
I DO SPEND MOST OF IT GETTING JAEMED AT WHILE CLIMBING INTO AN
ESCALADE. BUT I DO LIKE VISITING GOOD
SCHOOL AND DOING WORKSHEETS WITH CUTE LITTLE BLACKS AND THE
OCCASIONAL STINKY POOR WHITE.>>STINKY POOR WHITE?
>>YEAH.>>DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SAY
THAT ON TV?>>OH, I DID A FUDGE.
LOOK. I MAY NOT BE VERY GOOD ON
CAMERA. BUT BEHIND THE SCENES MY IDEAS
ARE MUCH WORSE.>>BETSY DeVOS, EVERYONE.

100 thoughts on “Weekend Update: Betsy DeVos – SNL”

  1. She’s sheer brilliance, but if she weren’t on the show, I think Cecily Strong would be getting more accolades.

  2. “I think the problem is that the words that were coming out of my mouth were bad and thats because they came from my brain”

  3. There you go, this skit wasn't needed, people in these government positions are deliberate in their policies decisions and certifiably stupid with power.

  4. Betsy! just like Trump he claims he went to the best schools in the country he must of kept his books closed because he is ignorant.

  5. Kate McKinnen has disappeared again. I swear, the real Betsy Devos just took the stage after taking truth serum

  6. Kate was Fantastic and always just WONDERFUL. I TOTALLY Blame CONGRESS for the SHIT that is going on in Education.

  7. And we are still subject to this bullshit. Hard to tell its not actually dumbass greedy grinning betsy.

  8. Can we please just settle on a resolution to eat the rich? Honestly, we really don’t need them for anything and I bet they are finger lickin’ good!

  9. Funny how Trump reacts to being imitated while Rudy, Devos, Palin and the rest seem to take it in stride—Trump is a baby.

  10. Damn she’s hot,turns me on quick.
    When she played the “it” scary clown in the street sewer…damn she got me so hot and bothered.🤤

  11. Kate McKinnon did a great job of portraying DeVos. In real life, though, ol' "Ten-Boat Betsy" (she reportedly owns 10 yachts and two helicopters) is mainly about clothes, hair, makeup and wealth, and she doesn't smile as much as she smirks. In fact there is an old song that was written about her called "On Top Of Old Smirky."

  12. There are no crocodiles in Louisiana, except in captivity as in zoos and etc. Louisiana has alligators. Crocodile Dun-Didn't.

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