BALDI SLAP YEA MHKGHS,KNJBGIHGF -Slap- -sLap- -slAp- -slaP- -S L A P- Bijuu: Hi guys. Before we get started with today’s episode, Before we get started with today’s episode, I would just like to announce Before we get started with today’s episode, I would just like to announce that P E W D I E P I E has now played Before we get started with today’s episode, I would just like to announce that Pewdiepie has now played Baldi’s Basics! It is now mainstream. Okay? Okay? Expect the popularity to go THROUGH THE ROOF. More than it already has. my hand really hurts though. hehe i really–i– how does baldi do i–i dont know. Baldi: Welcome to Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning! Baldi: That’s me!
Bijuu: Guys– shut up, Bijuu: Shut up, please? PLEASE SHUT UP. God. Guys, I want you to kick back right now, Guys, I want you to kick back right now, okay? Alright, guys, you’re probably wondering why I’m wearing these glasses, Hello from a random person doing captions :3 Because these are the kick back glasses, we’re gonna take it niiiice and eeeeasy. Y’know? W-we’re just gonna, We’re gonna take it nice— very– niiiice and eeeasy. Why would I take it easy playing the most freaking HARDEST game ever invented? I’ve practiced /so much/ and I’ve gotten /so good/ and uh.. and– -light chuckle- Don’t just don’t t read the title like ya know? Hey we’re friends now. Me and Baldi. You didn’t know this but we’re friends. Thats why I got a ruler because uhh- I, uhh- he suggested that I buy a ruler and – uh, quite frankly, it’s changed my life- uh- for the best We just basically go slapping among ourselves -giggle/chuckle idk- oh god We slap up and down the town ya know? Hey, lemme tell ya, people- people love it. -akward monkey noises- 0 + BALDIS BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH DIALOUGE see- you see now- MATE IM STILL TALKING BRO ~baldi 2018 Okay really? I- I got it I got it dude. Thank you buddy. Thanks bud. Thanks bud. We’re cool now, so he’s kinda going a little bit easy on me- -Ruler inspector has arrived- -click from the god- BALDI SPEAKS YET AGAIN This is why I have the ruler -giggle/chuckle thing again- See- You see guys, what you dont understand is that me and Baldi are now best pals forever! and uh and so therefor, he gave me the hook-ups, right, he gave me the hook-ups and goes a little easy on me i will take that quarter, i will take that quarter, very nice were such good friends that he gives me MONEYY spooky jump scare time oh-its uh REALLY? AND GUESS WHAT I EVEN KNOW THE-AH I EVEN KNOW THE ANSWER- he still does a speech impediment but… i even know the answer to THE UNANSWERED QUESTION