United Kingdom Has Their Own Donald Trump Now!


THANKS FOR WATCHING, THANK YOU FOR COMING AND BEING A PART OF MY LIFE. I APPRECIATE YOU. IT’S VERY NICE AND THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AS WE GEAR UP FOR THE BIG EVENT TOMORROW, LIVE FROM CONGRESS, THE ROBERT MUELLER SHOW. THE SPECIAL COUNSEL WILL AT LONG LAST APPEAR BEFORE THE SPECIAL COMMITTEE TO TALK ABOUT HIS REPORT ON COLLUSION PALOOZA. BASICALLY, HE’S ALLOWED TO ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT ANYTHING AS LONG AS WE ALREADY KNOW IT OR DON’T CARE ABOUT IT, SO THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT HAS INSTRUCTED ROBERT MUELLER TO QUOTE, REMAIN WITHIN BOUNDARIES. IS THAT NECESSARY? HE SEEMS TO ME LIKE, ROBERT MUELLER IS THE GUY WHO USE THE DIVIDERS IN THE GROCERY STORE CHECKOUT LINE EVEN WHEN THERE’S NOBODY BEHIND HIM. THE PRESIDENT WEIGHED IN ON THIS AND WROTE HIGHLY CONFLICTED ROBERT MUELLER SHOULD NOT BE GIVEN ANOTHER BITE AT THE APPLE. IN THE END IT WILL BE BAD FOR HIM AND THE PHONY DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS WHO HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT WASTE TIME ON THIS RIDICULOUS WITCH-HUNT. NO OBSTRUCTION, NO COLLUSION. IF YOU TYPE IT IN BIG LETTERS IT MAKES IT TRUE. SO TOMORROW THE TESTIMONY BEGINS AT 8:30 A.M. TRUMP INITIALLY TOLD REPORTERS WOULDN’T WATCH ANY OF IT, THEN HE SAID HE MIGHT WATCH PART OF IT, WHICH MEANS HE WILL WATCH ALL OF IT. THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I’M SURPRISED THE PRESIDENT HASN’T TWEETED ABOUT. THERE’S REPORTS THAT WILBUR ROSS HAS BEEN SLEEPING ON THE JOB A LOT. AT MEETINGS, THE SECRETARY FREQUENTLY NODS OFF. SOMETIME HE AND BEN CARSON CURL UP INTO EACH OTHER’S ARMS LIKE TWO ADORABLE KITTENS. THIS IS WILBUR ROSS. YOU MAY KNOW HIM AS THE BAD GUY THEY UNMASK AT THE END OF EVERY SCOOBY DOO. A SPOKESPERSON FOR TCOMMERCE DEPARTMENT SAID SECRETARY ROSS IS A TIRELESS WORKER WHO IS THE SOLE DECISION-MAKER AT THE DEPARTMENT. LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF HIS TIRELESSNESS THEN.>>TO INSPIRE MANKIND. GREAT CITIES — >>HE’S VERY, VERY, NOT VERY MANY PEOPLE KNOW IT, WILBUR ROSS IS BETSY’S DAD. HEY, SPEAKING OF EFFECTIVE PUBLIC SERVANTS, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS IS SAID TO BE PONDERING A RUN FOR GOVERNOR IN HER HOME STATE OF ARKANSAS. WHICH MAKES SENSE. HER DAD WAS GOVERNOR, AND THEY COULDN’T DO WORSE THAN HIM. THE ELECTION ISN’T UNTIL 2022. BUT THEY’RE ALREADY PRINT BEING POSTERS. THEY’RE OFF TO A STRONG START. AND NOT ONLY DO THEY HAVE A POSTER, THEY HAVE A COMMERCIAL, TOO.>>THE PEOPLE OF ARKANSAS DESERVE A GOVERNOR WITH A PLAN, A PLAN TO ADDRESS THE ISSUES, ARKANSANS CARE MOST ABOUT, LIKE EDUCATION.>>I’LL HAVE TO GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT ONE.>>JOB CREATION.>>I’M NOT GOING TO GET INTO THOSE DETAILS.>>HEALTH CARE.>>I’LL BE HAPPY TO CHECK INTO IT AND CIRCLE BACK.>>A LEADER WHO IS NOT AFRAID TO LAY DOWN THE LAW.>>I’D HAVE TO TALK TO OUR LEGISLATIVE AFFAIRS TEAM AND GET BACK TO YOU ON SPECIFICS OF THOSE DETAILS.>>SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS, THE CANDIDATE WHO WILL GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT.>>Jimmy: SHE’S GOING TO DO GREAT. MEANWHILE, IN THE UNITED KINGDOM, AS OF TOMORROW THEY’LL HAVE A NEW PRIME MINISTER. AND THIS IS EXCITING. IT’S FIRST TIME THEY’VE EVER HAD A PRIME MINISTER WHO LOOKS LIKE HE SMOKED METH IN AN ARBY’S DUMPSTER. THIS IS THE PRIME MINISTER. PRESIDENT TRUMP ISSUED HIS WELL WISHES AS DID HIS DAUGHTER, CONGRATULATIONS BORIS JOHNSON WHO IS THE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGSTON. THEY WON’T ENJOY SPORTS. THEY BOTH HAVE BEAUTIFUL, FLOWING BLOND HAIR. AND THEY BOTH TAKE PATRIOTISM VERY, VERY SERIOUSLY. ENGLAND BASICALLY ELECTED THE JIM CAREY TO OUR JEFF DANIELS. NOW BOTH OF OUR COUNTRIES ARE

100 thoughts on “United Kingdom Has Their Own Donald Trump Now!”

  1. But he's not nearly as stupid, though… And he just promised an effective amnesty to illegal immigrants, but then again, he's not a daft yank

  2. You didn't get the Jeff Daniels – he's one of the smart ones, and you don't have many of them to go around, but that's not saying much either. Murica

  3. I've gone from being embarrassed to be British under the inept Teresa May to being apologetic about my country under Johnson. And I have to share a surname with this despicable human being. Wonder if Denmark are accepting immigrants?!

  4. All here comparing Boris Johnson to Trump, this is a false equivalency. Although Johnson may be a right-wing conservative, he is within the bounds of normality and is still an educated career politician who has held important government positions in the past. Also do not forget, Trump is the defacto U.S. head state while Boris is not the UK's. This means vastly different things with regard to power. The UK's head of state is still Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, who as sovereign has the authority to command the UK's armed forces, declare war and table a motion to dissolve parliament. I think the UK retains some comfort in that. Put simply, if Boris went full Trump he'd be out on his arse.

  5. At least, Johnson, as a former journalist, is a cultivated man, and he has been acquiring political skills for the past 18 years. A light year distance from the orange moron.

  6. The Liberals don't like Boris that can only mean one thing. He's going to make Brexit happen. Go Boris Go Trump

  7. why are you all hating on boris just cuz he got called out by trump. Most of yall dont even know his policies.

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  9. So both the US and UK went from having intelligent leaders trying to improve their respective regions to blondish white men with questionable intelligent levels.

  10. Trump is one of the best U.S presidents Mr. Kimmel. Boris should be very proud of that comparison, Mr. Leftist comedian!

  11. Conservatives win in the US, the UK, Australia, India, Hungary and elsewhere. Why do you think that is? Could it be that people are simply tired of being told they are evil racists if they don't embrace open borders, the elimination of their national identity, and uncontrolled immigration? Could they be offended by being told they are a "phobe" of one kind or another if they don't agree to use fabricated pronouns simply to indulge the affectations of others? Do you think that they just want their tax dollars to go to help our own people before they are given to people who have already shown a blatant disregard for our laws? Could they be exhausted by the lies of a biased media who have abandoned their ethical principles in pursuit of "clicks". Do you think maybe they have decided the privileged elite living in their twitter bubble do NOT speak for them or their neighbors and they have had enough? Donald Trump was the American people's way of "giving the finger" to the liberal elite, but like the disconnected, clueless fools they are, they totally missed the message. That is why we have two hands. We will be giving you the other middle finger in 2020, you arrogant, clueless, self-righteous fools.

  12. That Jeremy Corbin guy looked pretty good, why didn't he have any support? I know why, linked as the British Bernie. It sucks you're linked to a guy with ideas that the mass of people favor. Was there an election that Boris won or was he just appointed?

  13. What retards Donald Trump is a Billionaire Businessman who became president. Started with a small loan of a Million dollars from Daddy. He done well from himself.
    Johnson and the president of Brazil are not

  14. Just once I'd like to see Trump get caught in a rain storm and all that hair and lack of it be shown for what it is. I'd bet parts of it go down to his shoulders. Some of the pieces have to be eight to ten inches long. And I wonder what plastic product holds it in place? Especially to cover the bald road in the back? They probably have to cook it in place. 🙂 That's why he comes to work at 11 a.m. every morning. I'd love to see the process. Songs

  15. Johnson the blond buffoon was voted prime minister by 0.2 of the British population. General election now. Or perhaps like his twin he is scared.

  16. boris is no trump, boris is experienced you can say you dont agree with his policies but he is much more decent and well familiar with politics. He is well connected with international political scene as well.

  17. I suggest KIMMEL stick to entertainment and not venture into politics… Entertainment is completely different from politics.

  18. And the beauty is that he is of Turkish and Muslim origin.

    Karma is real. After the way the British have treated most of the world, they will now be ruled by the very people they despise.

  19. Lots of parallels between Boris and Trump….wealthy and privelidged backgrounds, both professional liars, both ego centric, both have wierd hair.

  20. Bullying a man because of his 'looks' is ok? Boris says it'like it is', he doesn't sugar coat anything for you 'snowflakes'. Good for him.

  21. To all the truth seekers: the U.K. system works differently to the US. In a parliamentary system like ours you elect a parliament not an individual. If the PM steps down the party members vote for who leads next. It is not undemocratic. Truth seekers will upvote, liberals will ignore because the other comments which are lies and say the country didn’t get to vote (people who don’t know their own system) aren’t intelligent enough to learn it, or it’s too ‘inconvenient’.

  22. المشكله في بلاروسيا اخبرتك الفروسيه عندي شغف في المؤسسه العامه للحراج الاجتماعي في الاتحاد السوفيتي على الرغم اني عشت في روسيا ٥٠٠ عقدا بدون البيلاروس

  23. Don't like trump, although trump makes me laugh. Boris I like very much to deliver brexit what the people voted for. The far left corbyns following are the most damaging people in the uk. The eu also is undemocratic and is pushing for socialism to much. Eu own 80% of uk fishing waters. Now the majority of seaside towns are becoming ghettos. Grimsby accounts for 70% of UK fish work which only has 12-14 fishing boats. Before joining the eu Grimsby was the capatial of Europe for fish work with over 100 fishing boats. The government sold out to the European Union. Scotland, Blackpool and many other places fish work has died due to the eu. Grimsby unemployment rate is at its highest. Jobs lost while adding eu migration into the town. There is a street call freeman Street, In the 70s home to about lots of pubs full of fishermen and filters. It had other things on that street. Now today it's full of spice heads, homeless, gangs and closed shops. The only shops on are the odd charity shops, a few pubs and foreign shops. Its a shithole 50% of the buildings closed down

  24. Politicians elected Boris it was not a public election. The British public had no say in who became our new PM.

  25. Apart from the blond hair, Boris is nothing like Trump. Boris is super intelligent and very highly educated, he has a good sense of humour and although he is ambitious, he is a team-player – watch him make his debut speech in UK Parliament, he is constantly looking round towards his team as well as towards the opposition. Most importantly, Boris is always polite and courteous to other people, regardless of who they are, he does not make personal attacks. I live in the UK and proud to have Boris is our PM!

  26. Johnson is prime minister by default. He was elected by Conservative party members, not by the population. He's not a buffoon, he's a highly-educated eccentric with a dangerous right-wing agenda. This will not end well.

  27. England is not the same thing as the UK (or Britain, for that matter) and Johnson was elected by 100,000 Tory party members. The other 66.4 million Brits didn’t get a say.

  28. When british voted for Brexit , they voted for Boris actually,so don't say that British didn't voted for Boris.

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