Trump Is Bringing Back Abstinence-Only Education


HEY, HEY! HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WOULDN’T
EXPECT: ABSTINENCE-ONLY EDUCATION IS MAKING A COMEBACK
UNDER TRUMP. WELL, I CAN THINK OF SOME WOMEN
WHO ARE PRO-ABSTINENCE UNDER TRUMP. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS )
WHO WOULD THAT BE? AT LEAST ONE. AT LEAST ONE. APPARENTLY, “ORGANIZATIONS
APPLYING FOR FEDERAL FAMILY PLANNING FUNDS MUST INCLUDE IN
THEIR PROGRAMS A MEANINGFUL EMPHASIS ON THE BENEFITS OF
AVOIDING SEX.” AND THE BENEFITS OF AVOIDING SEX
ARE REAL. IT SAVES YOU HUSH MONEY, YOUR
LAWYER DOESN’T GET RAIDED BY THE FEDS, AND YOUR WIFE WILL STILL
TALK TO YOU WHEN THE CAMERA TURNS OFF. ( LAUGHTER )
ALLEGEDLY. ALLEGEDLY. IMPORTANTLY, ABSTINENCE MEANS
REDUCING THE RISKS OF PRODUCING ANOTHER ERIC. ( LAUGHTER )
THE DANGER IS REAL. IN FACT, THE TRUMP
ADMINISTRATION HAS SUNK OVER $75 MILLION INTO THEIR
ABSTINENCE-ONLY PROGRAM. HOW CAN AN ABSTINENCE EDUCATION
PROGRAM COST $75 MILLION? HOW DO YOU SPEND MONEY ON NOT
GIVING AWAY CONDOMS? DRAG OVER THE PINS. THESE ARE CONDOMS. THESE ARE SAFETY PINS. NO. NOT THIS ONE, EITHER. DON’T DO IT. AND AT U.N. MEETINGS IN MARCH
ABOUT THE INTERNATIONAL GENDER EQUALITY, TRUMP ADMINISTRATION
OFFICIALS PROPOSED TEACHING WOMEN “SEXUAL REFUSAL SKILLS.” IN FACT, THERE ARE ALREADY 19
WOMEN WHO ACCUSE DONALD TRUMP OF OFFERING THEM FREE WORKSHOPS. ( LAUGHTER )
NOW– ALLEGEDLY. NOW, STUDIES AND TEENAGERS HAVE
SHOWN THAT ABSTINENCE-ONLY EDUCATION DOESN’T WORK. IN FACT, THE OBAMA
ADMINISTRATION PUSHED FOR COMPREHENSIVE SEX EDUCATION, AND
IN 2016, TEEN BIRTH RATES HIT AN ALL-TIME LOW, LEADING TO THE HIT
( APPLAUSE ) YES. YES! LEADING TO THE HIT MTV SHOW, “16
AND PURSUING MY CAREER.” SPEAKING OF SEX, WASHINGTON,
D.C., IS FULL OF POWERFUL PEOPLE. BUT DID YOU KNOW IT’S ALSO FULL
OF SMOKIN’ HOTTIES? SINCE 2004, “THE HILL” HAS
PUBLISHED ITS LIST OF THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE IN OUR
SIMPLY KNOWN AS PILFS 4 THAT’S “POLITICO I’D LIKE TO
FRIEND”– AS, CORY BOOKER, PAUL RYAN, AND
RAND PAUL. OHHH, I TOTALLY SEE IT. I WOULD LOVE TO RUN MY HAND
THROUGH HIS HAIR, THEN USE MY OTHER HAND TO DISLODGE MY FIRST
HAND. I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT IS UP
THERE. I DON’T KNOW WHAT HE’S GOT.>>Jon: DON’T BITE THE HAND
THAT FEEDS YOU.>>Stephen: I HOPE IT’S AN
HERBIVORE UP THERE. BUT BAD NEWS IF YOU WERE EXCITED
ABOUT THIS YEAR’S EDITION FOR SOME REASON, BECAUSE “THE HILL”
IS GETTING RID OF ITS “50 MOST BEAUTIFUL” LIST. YEAH. NOW WHERE WILL I FIND PICTURES
OF PASSABLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE IN ILL-FITTING BUSINESS ATTIRE? ( LAUGHTER )
IT’S JUST YOU AND ME NOW, J.C. PENNEY CATALOGUE. BUT THIS NEWS HIT SOME MEMBERS
OF CONGRESS HARD, INCLUDING UTAH SENATOR AND LAWYER WHO BEAT
ATTICUS FINCH, ORRIN HATCH. HATCH TWEETED THIS IN RESPONSE
TO THE NEWS: “YOU WAKE UP EARLY EVERY DAY TO COMB YOUR HAIR AND
PICK OUT THE BRIGHTEST SHIRT/TIE COMBO WITH YOUR STRONGEST
PINSTRIPE SUIT, THINKING THIS IS GOING TO BE THE YEAR, THEN THIS
HAPPENS.” HA-HA-HA-HA-HA. ( APPLAUSE )
DON’T YOU HAVE OTHER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT? SO WHY WOULD “THE HILL” DO THIS? WELL, ACCORDING TO THEIR
EDITOR IN CHIEF, “IT’S BEEN A GREAT RUN, BUT ALL THINGS MUST
COME TO AN END. REST IN PEACE.” SO FAREWELL, “50 MOST BEAUTIFUL
PEOPLE” LIST. WE’LL JUST HAVE TO BE SATISFIED
WITH “THE HILL’S” ANNUAL FEATURE “EVERYONE HERE IS A GARGOYLE.” ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

100 thoughts on “Trump Is Bringing Back Abstinence-Only Education”

  1. What's wrong with abstinence education? If you stay virgin until marriage you won't be pregnant out of wedlock.

  2. So, what…is the next crusade of this government going to be against DNA tests? Because if you push abstinence only, that nasty little test will name the harlot's co-sinner, and boy, won't we be surprised to see how many of these pious men can't practice what they preach…

  3. Including meaningful emphasis on the benefits of avoiding sex is not in any way the same as abstinence only education.
    Does anyone believe sex education shouldn’t speak about the potential negatives of sex?

  4. What’s wrong with teen pregnancy?
    Obama’s mother was a teenager.
    As a liberal we should surely be less judgemental about people’s personal life choices and not shame people for when they have children.

  5. What is it with governments trying to fuck over kids by forcing their opinions down their throats? Keep your opinion away from the kids and let then develop there own opinions first. I mean come the fuck on

  6. I bet Trump would prefer that women learn sex refusal skills instead of the skill or "getting a lot of money from a shady lawyer to keep her mouth shut" skills.

  7. That’s that Pence shit. How much has Trump spent on affair hush money in his life? He doesn’t care about abstinence.

  8. Hey mike pence, go back to calling your wife 'mother'. Let us see you dip your wick into mother's well. You and your cowardly boss are hypocrites and the most shameful chapter in American history

  9. Money buys a lot of orangutans. Look at melania. She would fuck an idiot and the blackest mark on American history. Melania, have you no shame? I would have more respect for the women who had the courage to call donnie 'tiny'. But we will have proof when donnie is in a pen getting his meatloaf ass fucked by bulls. America will have its revenge

  10. Trump oughta Practice What he preaches. . Some folks should just not be reproducing because it is now proven to create catastrophic results.

  11. "…Paul Ryan" BAH HAH HAH Ahah haha hahah hah hah! Sorry, all I knew about the guy before I saw him was his personality. …and that's a bone deep ugly that doesn't shine up too well.

  12. I'm in middle school and the permission sheet for the sex ed program says that it'll "place significant emphasis on sexual abstinence until marriage". Ugh.

  13. This administration has a guy who couldn't keep his dick in his pants and he wants abstinence – only education? Does his wife still bang him or is he too old?

  14. What students (both young men and women) need to learn, is how to respect each other. They also need to learn all methods of Birth Control. By encouraging Contraception, abortions would be few and far between. Adults need to learn (and remember) this too.

  15. Studies have already been done on this. Children need to be taught values that teach them to succeed, not ignorance. China has a large older population, hence the obsession with technology.

  16. A photo of TRUMP will be good enough for promoting abstinence, next to Pence, They are making millions VERY Sick already😖😖😖

  17. We need to get Elizabeth Warren in there as possible, she is the only one who can find all the money TrunpOrg is stealing and get it back to pay for whatever Bernie says we need . This time, Warren/Bernie

  18. A message that cuts against the highly destructive Donald Trump is
    necessary and urgent. It is however a message that must be built
    organically, communally and democratically. Being informed about our own
    demise from a rat who ensured it does little to help any of the working
    class that Donald Trump and George Orwell claim to represent.

  19. teenagers having sex? no way, that can't be correct. who would ever believe that TEENAGERS might be having sex?
     
    U.S Dept. of Health and Information Services published a study in 2011:

    "The United States ranks first among developed nations in rates of both teenage pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases. In an effort to reduce these rates, the U.S. government has funded abstinence-only sex education programs for more than a decade. . . "

    "These data show clearly that abstinence-only education as a state policy is ineffective in preventing teenage pregnancy and may actually be contributing to the high teenage pregnancy rates in the U.S."

    So why are these stupid politicians not looking at the studies done (paid for by taxes) by earlier government agencies?

  20. It's discouraging that teaching abstinence isn't enough, that we have to hand out birth control because kids are just going to do it anyway. And many of them take that as permission. There is a valuing that comes out of entertaining notions to a point each person seeks, but not going so far that anyone is sorry for it the next day. How often does that happen? Oh well, besides, it's only humane to provide options for kids that get into trouble and have nowhere to turn.

  21. Why are they only teaching the girls sex refusal skills when guys are the ones that keep asking for it?

  22. 2:02 – Not sure if a logarithmic scale was the right choice on that graph – it makes it look a lot less impactful than it actually was.

  23. Didn't these people listen to Paul Ryan before he left that the constituents had to produce more Little republicans, Or else the Republican party is going to be a minority party 🙂

  24. You will learn that abstenance classes is the only way! Activace Mommy, Elizabeth Johnson will explain it to you!

  25. I don't care about the jackass Trump's sexual depravity. It is up to parents to guide the moral (yes, I am not afraid to use the "M" word!) values and decision making of their children and grandchildren. No school sex ed. program should undermine or contradict a parent's wish to have their child guided by a principle of engaging in sex only in a long-term, safe, trusting, loving relationship – preferably marriage.
    Abstinence is not necessarily a religious-based precept; it is a common-sense approach to a healthier, safer, more rewarding way of conducting one's life and to finding more meaningful relationships and experiences.
    They are our children, and it is our responsibility to help them negotiate the pitfalls of sexual urges and pressures safely. I know that there are children who do not have that influence and guidance at home, and that they are at risk for pregnancy, disease and abuse. Warning them about the need for contraception and safe practices is appropriate.
    We should not, however, give up on helping them develop a sense of self worth which arms them with the confidence to say no and working to dispel the notion that it is bad to remain a virgin until they are in a genuinely nurturing relationship. Young people need adults to help them resist pressures to engage in sex, not just be co-conspirators.

  26. I still say what about the guy, he gets to walk away. If the girl has to go through it the guy responsible should be forced to be there

  27. Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol, was an advocate of abstinence-only education. She's had two babies out of wedlock to two different men. Nuff said.

  28. There is a great deal of evidence that young people who’ve had “abstinence only education” have more teen pregnancies and more sexually-transmitted diseases. No doubt that’s exactly what people like Betsy De Vos and Mike Pence want to happen.

  29. The second row first column guy in "Everyone Here is a Gargoyle" is sporting a rather good look, don't you think?

  30. Abstinence education does work if it's the cultural norm, and inculcated by family upbringing. In the U.S. premarital sex is not considered abnormal. In other countries it is. Remaining a virgin until marriage is normal, expected in many cultures….best way to avoid diseases, pregnancy.

  31. How does abstinence cost so much? This is a covert way of funding religious schools. Fund "abstinence only" in Christian Charter schools, funding the for-profit charters without having to do so with "education" funds.

  32. Soooo… we've gone back in time then? I grew up with only abstinence and shitty misinformation on sex and STDs. Where can I find a real sex education curriculum that isnt outdated?

  33. Love how women need refusal skills but men don't need handling rejection lessons. We know how to refuse just fine, we have to do so often.

  34. Trump and avoidance of sex? Trump cheated on all of his wives and has been screwing porn stars and hookers all his life. What a joke.

  35. Yeah, and the birth rates have fallen so now they would rather teens get pregnant and deny them abortions.

  36. Wait, the guy that raw-dogged Porn stars wants Abstinence programs. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

  37. Ironic our officials are ignorant down right theives and idiots. USA knows and deserves better than this shit show

  38. look I get it, you love God you love your country, But why can't we also be educated?
    Children and young teens shouldn't be having sex but you're not going to stop them.
    Why not show them how to protect themselves and teach them about the emotional aspect of sex.

  39. Abstinence education leads to unwanted pregnancy, unwanted pregnancy leads to abortion. Condoms should be given away at schools like candy.

  40. I really look forward to the day when you guys value knowledge above ignorance. The world can’t afford a country with so much power and so little reason.

  41. Abstinence only= sexual ignorance, Teen pregnancy increase, Teen STD increase, body shaming, slut shaming. Trump trying to get the right wing Christian fundamentalists vote at the expense of our teen/young adults futures…sickening.

  42. "You should wait because pregnancy and STD's, but if you insist, use condoms and pills" always seemed like a good approach to me, kind of like "please don't ride a motorcycle, because severe injuries and death, but if you insist, wear helmet and not in the rain".

  43. "don't bite the hand that feeds you" ? What are you talking about Jon Batiste? You heard "hand" and thought that was good interaction? I'm really confused about how vapid and basic the reactions are, has anyone called him out for minstrel vibes, I thought he was a musical genius or something how did the late show no only ruin Steven Colbert but also New Orleans Jazz savvyness

  44. Melania surely doesnt have sex with Donald at least since he became president. It therefore means Donald trump is officially a Wanker. How sad. A president who is a wanker.

  45. I would like to point out the teen pregnancy graph is logarithmic. The dive it shows around 2008 is much steeper than it appears.

  46. Abstinence: melania and Ivanka are the top two supporters. Closely followed by any woman who ever came within half a mile of Trump.

  47. Could it possibly be that by banning abortion and teaching abstinence only, those currently in power actually want poor people to continue to have too many children, thereby keeping them poor? Ever notice that well-to-do people usually have fewer children?

  48. Look to Texas and its record high REPEAT teen pregnancy rate to see how successful abstinence only education is.

  49. The cheapest way to promote abstinence is to take teenagers in the shower room of the senate. After looking at the naked senators, abstinence would be a home run

  50. "Sexual refusal skills"??? Say what now? Sounds to me like, "Teach women how to make men not rape them." What, does he think it's consensual unless the woman breaks his arm???

  51. Did I just read this right? THE HORNY BASTARD with no self control uttered this crap????? omg bwahhhhhh ahahhahahahahhahahahahhhhhhhh hhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhs

  52. 1:56 – 2:05 Ah, remember when? Also, it wasn't just Obama. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH9rC0MaBJc

  53. When the little folk practice abstinence then the more there are for the wealthy to molest. The latest Chief Justice can vouch for that.
    and
    Man O Man – thems are some not-so-hot Gargoyles!

  54. They do look like gargoyles lol, that is the perfect description of Trump and the other trolls in the White House.

  55. IT IS UNLAWFUL TO REQUIRE ABSTINENCE AS PER WHAT ALL LIFE IS, THE ONLY DIRECT ORIGINS OF LIFE IS IRON,

    WE KNOW THAT WE ARE CAUSING MACULAR DEGENERATION I SHOULD SHY AWAY FROM DAILY LIFE AND LIVE LIKE A SOCIAL RECLUSE EVEN THOUGH I CAN NOT LIVE LIKE A SOCIAL RECLUSE LIFE, NO I AM NOT OPPRESSIVE.

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