Se× Chat with Pappu & Papa | Episode 01 | Masturbation | Se× Education


Papa, what is masturbation? PAPPU! Pappu, you forgot your bat,
why don’t you go get it… Now what’s HE going to ask me! Yes, father? Ahem ahem… Have you picked up your mother yet? No, father, I spoke to mom…
she’ll reach home on her own. What do you mean? You didn’t
go to the station to pick her up? No, I had to pick Pappu
up from Cricket Club, so… Aye! Aye! If the ball lands here
again, you’re not getting it back. You don’t care for your mother
at all. What if she gets lost? Why would she get lost?
She’s come here so often. What are you trying to say? That she keeps landing up like
an unwanted guest all the time? Why do you have to misunderstand
everything I say? Considering the state Shireen is in… I have to be more responsible
for Pappu these days. Yes, ‘Mr. Responsible Father’
– go fulfill your responsibilities… like no one else has ever
experienced fatherhood before. Hello… father… hello. Mom, have you reached? Yes, I’m already with Shireen. You sound really upset,
what happened? Did you speak to Mogambo? Yeah. Why is he like THIS, mom? How did you put up
with him all these years? Don’t talk like that,
he’s your father. That’s the problem. He’s always
been a ‘Father’, never a Papa. That’s why I’d decided
that I’ll never be a ‘Father’ I’ll be a Papa, a friend to my child! Good that you’re not like
your father… I’ll talk to you later then. Papa, tell me no…
what is masturbation? See where being a Papa got you? Now be a Father like me! Don’t be a father, be a papa!
Don’t be a father… Where did you hear this word, son? Yesterday on the TV
someone was saying… ‘it’s intellectual masturbation’ Oh… phew! Ok, thank god. Ok so I’ll tell you
what intellectual means. – Son, intellectual people are those…
– That I know… I want to know the meaning
of masturbation. Don’t tell him… scold him
and shut him up! Yes, son… it’s… umm… it’s playing… …playing with yourself. Oh, playing… I also want to play
masturbation-masturbation! No, son. This is not an outdoor game,
it’s an indoor game. It’s something grown-ups play. How many people play this game? This? Hmm. You play it alone, son. Alone? Where’s the fun in that! HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! But if he asks, I have to tell him! Tell him what? Had you asked me that question I’d
have scolded and shooed you away! I knew that… that’s why
I asked Birju instead of you. Birju, our house-help? Yes! If I don’t give Pappu
the right answer today… …he might go off and ask
someone else. But what did Birju tell you? Don’t ask! Don’t ask what? Where are you lost? Pappu… …you remember the poem
about Jack and Jill? Yes. Jack and Jill went up
the hill to fetch a pail of water.. Now I’ll tell you a different
story about Jack and Jill. Jack loved playing cricket,
just like you. He had a little bat too… …he would bat and Jill would bowl. Whenever they would meet,
they would play this game. Jack loved playing this game. He wouldn’t stop playing until
he scored a hundred runs… …and got exhausted. But Papa, that’s two people, no? Yes, the story isn’t over yet, son. One day Jill went away somewhere. And Jack was left all alone. And Jill had even taken her
cricket ball with her! Then what did Jack do? Jack was very bored without Jill.
He was very sad. Then, he met a friend – Johnny. But even he only had a bat. His friend Ginny had taken
his ball and left. But he was happy.
He would never get bored. How? That’s the trick that Johnny
taught Jack! When you don’t have a ball… …you can imagine that your friend
is with you and bat. Just think that your friend is
with you and bowling at you. From then on, Jack could bat
whenever he wanted. Sometimes he would play a test
match, other times a one-day… …or a 20-20 match. He would play different strokes
and be happy. Very well explained, now be quiet. He must have understood by now. How can he understand
anything from that? I haven’t even gotten to
the actual subject. But Papa this is imaginary cricket,
not masturbation. Yes, I was just giving you an example. Now, just assume that your
male organ is your bat, simple. You mean my nunnu? Hi! Son, it’s not called a ‘nunnu’,
it is the male sex organ or ‘penis’. The female sex organ
is called a ‘vagina’. See, males and females are partners. Just like mummy and
papa are partners… …their sex organs are also partners. If these partners are unable
to meet each other… …for a few days for some reason
they start feeling tense. By playing with them, i.e.
by masturbation… …this tension can be
reduced a little. – So even girls masturbate?
– Yes. Just like Jack can imagine
Jill bowling… Jill can also imagine Jack batting. This is wrong! This is not wrong… This is not wrong or bad… …but it’s something that
should be done in private. Why? Because this involves your
private parts… …and you should only do this
when you really feel a need to. So when Mama is on a business
tour, you also do this? See, got stuck in your own trap… …that’s what you get for
being a Papa. Er, if I feel the need to, yes. And Grandpa is in Pune right now… …and his Jill is here. So that means even he… ? Don’t tell him, don’t say it… It’s a question of my… Mummy! Dad, how are babies born? Pappu! Are you also expecting
a baby, uncle? Now imagine the USB chord
is my male organ. So thin? Do you want to kill us? Masturbation DOESN’T
cause blindness… …hairfall or hair-growth on palms. Masturbation CAN’T damage
your genitals… …unless you are Iron Man. You will NOT go to hell
if you masturbate. Masturbation CAN’T get you pregnant. You can literally NOT run out of
sperm if you masturbate… we swear! Women also masturbate…
and it’s OKAY too! In fact, some Doctors say
masturbation in moderation… …is actually good for health. To find out what’s intellectual
masturbation… …tune in to News Hour at 9. or #GoAskYourDad If you don’t like, share and
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play marbles with them… OW! Gogo sir, your skirt! Here’s the mark and there’s
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100 thoughts on “Se× Chat with Pappu & Papa | Episode 01 | Masturbation | Se× Education”

  1. Video is so interesting. In the video manner of learn is so impressive and show relationship between mother-in-low and daughter-in-law very good.👌👌👌👌👌

  2. आराम करो शर्म करो बच्चों को क्या सिखाते हो कुत्तों कमीनों हमारे देश के संस्कृत को बर्बाद कर रहे हो राम पैदा हुए इस धरती पर अल्लाह का नूर है यह हिंदुस्तान पीर फकीरों का देश हिंदुस्तान गंदी गंदी बातें मत करा करो हराम चीज है यह करना

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  4. How can you say that it doesn't lead you towards jahanum? And more importantly it doesn't harm your body? What kind of information are you spreading brother?

  5. I just finished watching all the episodes and I must say it was great, as I it can help narrow-minded people become rational and plus it was funny

  6. Superb methods to understanding child's and all people Bcoz in India very few options to know these all things plz add some more episodes. Like child molestation etc

  7. Awesome!!¡! Such an innovative and unique way of creating awareness!!!!! Need of the hour….

  8. This was the right age to explain because after some days in the teenage they will know from their friends, but in a bad way,so it is the right age

  9. Bacha ko Abe sa he itna baghart Bana raha ho Bara tu ho Jana do basharam logo lakh lant jhahunnomeyoo 🙌 🙌 🙌 🙌

  10. Right everyone is 💯 playing the this game so they is normal information share every children's and Yong peoples

  11. Pls stop making such videos with children's
    What you think will happen to their minds
    I don't understand how parents of the child artist allow their kid to work in this type of acts

  12. Literally guys, why you are pulling such a small kid in these things in sake of entertainment and your own benefits. He is too small to understand all this and you are spoiling his childhood. Sad.

  13. Bacho ko agar time pe samjha diya jaye to wo barey ho k porn addict ya cheapsters nahi bante mere parents ne bohat clean andaz mai samjhaya jab bhi mene teenage mai kisi movie se kuch dekh k poocha wese bhi Bollywood movies ka to pata hee hai sabko iss liye mjje kabhi problem nahi hoi I think its kinda nice to have such series

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