“ROYAL WEDDING” — A Bad Lip Reading


***You can turn these captions off and on with the CC button So, how many animals would you say you’ve probably killed? You think I’ve kept count? Absolutely. 1,693 Giraffes You all right? Not yet Do you need a pen? Why would you need a pen? I’m not sure I think she’s brilliant Harry and Meghan Who is your favorite Harry Potter character? Hagrid Hagrid Not correct. My friends, dog food doesn’t feel so gross to the starving man If you want a hotdog, then you’ve gotta cook a hotdog – what? Put it on the stove! But you won’t get enough You won’t get enough Does it help you to eat this wiener thing? I don’t think that it does You know, I slipped and I fell into a coffin this weekend No I didn’t, it was just a dream! It was just a dream There wasn’t a coffin I said hooray! And do you know what I felt like? Like the best squirrel in the hole Now let us all try to be the best squirrel in the hole I don’t like the air in here Can you smell it? Yeah, it’s definitely strange I just got a big whiff It’s pretty bad You know, I have a surprise for you Okay It’s a golden unicycle I don’t want that That present is a fail You’ve got to learn to GLIDE AND GLINT Ohhhhhh, it’s so sad I smell a bikini! You shan’t buy a bikini He shan’t buy a bikini They can’t buy a bikini — SO SAD! And this is how I dance! You’ve got to learn to GLIDE AND GLINT I need silence You’ve got to learn to GLIDE LIKE THIS! Is it so sad? NO! Ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah- NO! I hope you understand we’re puppets Hmm? I said I hope you understand that we’re puppets You said we had free will No I didn’t That’s what you told me KING OF THE WORLD RULING NOTHING AT ALL KING OF THE WORLD RULING NOTHING AT ALL

100 thoughts on ““ROYAL WEDDING” — A Bad Lip Reading”

  1. I wonder if the Royals have seen this? Betcha William, Harry, and their wives would get a laugh out of it.

  2. Harry: are you alright?
    Man: not yet
    His response is everyone after seeing Infinity War for the first time

  3. why were there so many black people? Is it because whats her face is like 1% black? Isn't it funny how a biracial person always considers themselves black no matter how small a percentage it may be. Its like they're ashamed of being part white. Off topic i know, just some Creed thoughts for you.

  4. Fyi Harry is not blood related to any royals. Di had an affair with her red headed horseman. Meagan is not a real princess she married a bastard.

  5. These videos make me mentally vomit.. After each video. It's like a surreal nightmare caught on the film. The cringe is so strong and real, it is damaging my reality perception.

  6. “you alright?”
    “not yet”
    me when i’m having a mental breakdown and my friend asks if i’m okay

  7. I’m British myself and don’t get why so many people where obsessed with some people that are rich and posh I don’t get the fuss about it

  8. Harry: I've got a present for u
    Megan:k?
    Harry:it's a golden unicycle
    Megan:I don't want that that present is a fail

  9. In school we just randomly start singing “I smell a bikini!” And everyone else says “That’s so saaadddddd”

  10. I don't know what Curry's (black minister) actual words were, but everyone there was trying not to laugh, which makes this even better.

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  12. https://youtu.be/O6n_gvYoGPM

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    https://writerswrite000.wordpress.com/2017/09/03/her-royal-majesty-queen-mother-diana-spencer-windsor-2/

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/queen-made-cryptic-comment-princess-19032238

  13. Why do priests always think they're anything close to a philosopher or a wise man? This is basically what they say, in most religions – bullshit.

  14. Finally someone made the royal wedding interesting I watched the priest do his speech thing that made everyone laugh then got bored and turned it off at the actual part of saying the vows

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