Playing Children Learning Games We Forgot Existed


Stop it. Just stop fighting. Stop. No, you are the worst person to say that Mac. Because if people stop fighting and posting problematic shit your gonna having nobody. IM gonna lose my business *cursed jumpstart sounds MMMMM SOME GOOD ASS FOOD! 😉 yeet I need to stop doing this close up thing to my face. I’d like to get past this point of my career I need to start looking pretty (✿❦ ͜ʖ ❦) I don’t know why i just need to like start looking like PrettY Making people feel inferior to my BEAUTY Maybe i’ll finally hit two million You never know. yOu nEveR kNoW! Maybe that’s how it works What up squirrels. It’s your main raccoon MAC That was racist So today we’re gonna be doing some stupid shit But like at the same time what’s new I was having a conversation with *mlelm* somebody I don’t know who I was talking too but I hope they were listening. I think I was talking to myself Then that was a lie because I don’t listen to myself at all bitch So a few days a ago I was just talking to the great void of existence *as usual* About the universally collective things, the majority of us did while in elementary school. And talking about the things you grew up on is trending right now so we’re gonna do *silence in gay* We’re gonna kill it basically. Were gonna kill it So, as I was reminiscing about my past, something I never want to do ever once again in my life. Please This imagery of a game came into my head that I swear to god once in my life used to be a fever dream (?) But I guess it’s NOT ‘Cause today we’re gonna play it Yeah, that’s- that’s how we’re introducing this Today we’re gonna play a game that we all thought was a fever dream. BASICALLY Some of y’all probably like “I nEvEr PlAyEd ThIs MaC” But once I press start, b***h, y’all gonna be like “Oh D**n , WaIt A mInUtE “METH?” And today we’re going to play it That’s what you guys wanna see Me playing children’s games on my youtube channel *Rethinks career Maybe I shouldn’t get two million subscribers That’s the problem The game is called Jump Start Shoulda led with that Multiple grades to it JuMp StArT pReScHoOl JuMp StArT kInDeRgArTeN JuMp StArT fIrSt GrAdE ThIrD GrAdE SeCoNd GrAdE I think, maybe I don’t know second grade was a blur. Did that exist? And now, today I am playing that for my channel… *Rethinks life this time When did I become so weird? Just imagine the people on amazon being like “Did this person literally just buy a game made in 1994?” Hell yes I did bitch and I’ll buy it again if I need to Also HI I have a podcast now I don’t think I ever mentioned that at all I don’t think I’ve ever like *told* the youtube world what’s happening in my life, but that’s something that that I’m doing if you guys wanna hear two completely opposite human beings talking in a microphone. Mostly yelling in a microphone actually. Then check out Messy w/ Mac & Mike It’s exactly what I just said Messy as f**k so sorry Bitch you sloppy and you’re welcome. Shut up, I’m amazing I took a week off sorry I’m back HII Instead of coming right back after my apology I did what every other youtuber does wait until that video stops making so much traction and then make another one to keep that revenue going you know what I mean? You know what I mean. (I really don’t, Mac) Lets just play this g*ddamn gAme HERE WE GoOoO and now we- OOooO – Elephant: Hi my name is Eleanor *gay confusion* Eleanor: I’m so happy to see you! My classmates Casey, Keesha, and Pierre CAN’T WAIT TO PLAY WITH YOU 😉 KEESHA? KEESHA? Who’s Keesha? Who’s Casey? Who are these people you just mentioned to me, bitch? Okay, here we go we are playing… This… Broken ass game apparently You see this shit? WoW, 1994 bitch. 1994, my computers like Da Fuq? *Iconic Mac laughter*I just f*cked up the screen so muchEleanor: My names is Eleanor- Shut the f*ck up Eleanor: Can’t wait to- I’m just gonna click the door click the door shut up shut up We’re clicking the door, the door is clicked and the game froze Here we- Eleanor: I can’t wait to see you inside! Bitch, there’s nothing there Click on the what? The- the bitch? Hello? What am I clicking on? Hello? There it is okay. Now we- WooooooOoooOOOOO gay silence in fear of satan……… Eleanor: ENTER YOUR NAME IN THE SIGN IN SHUT UP Mac o- Kay we’re playing a busted ass cracked out Jumpstart bitches. *Groovy ass music plays *Groovy music ends 🙁What kinda busted ass game is this? God dammit God Dammit GoD DAMMIT GoD dAmMiT gOd DaMmItHave you ever just had your dreams like fall apart And had to live the rest of your life miserably knowing your dreams never came to reality? LIke you have such high expectations that just fall apart right from the get-go :,( RIght from the start, you know? Whether it be, becoming rich and famous or playing a preschool game that doesn’t work with your computer system Because your system’s way too advanced for the 1994 software it was made to create. *contemplation of existence and everything*…… WELL NONE OF THAT IS ACTUALLY COMING TRUE BECAUSE WE ARE PLAYING JUMPSTART KINDERGARTEN INSTEAD advanced ooo no child not me EHEHEHHEHE HEHEHHEHEHE Let’s just f*cking do this It’s not Jumpstart Preschool We don’t get to mess with little KeeshaOr Jenea Or DeAndre Whatever they’re names were I forgot But instead we get Sheneo>Tyrone Penelope Demetri Quandala Sykes Demarcus And Pablo With they’re little side-kick Mister Niglet Great. Let’s play this Game: Please enter a name- Shut up Now we gotta select a name Also I’m playing with my headphones because… I don’t have any… thing else anymore in my lifeI guess I’m a DJ now guys Is that your worst nightmare? We’ll never know. BITCH TITTIES That’s kindergarten appropriate right? Yeah Let’s go. We’re going in. We’re going to eatin out that p*ssy Asshole? What ever you chose it’s 2019. WOOOOOO Quandala Sykes: PiCk Me BITCH SHUT UP SHUT UP Demetri: THe PIctUReS wILl HeLP You- Great Demarcus: Pick Me. My friends and I will help you through the tough spots Penelope: If you pick me, we’ll play my drum. We’ll play his drum bitch If we pick little Tyrone, (K thats his name now i guess) He’s gon let us play his drum bitch. *Mac contemplating his options I don’t wanna get arrested so like no. This is great and all. I’m glad you guys really want me to pick you but… What are your names? And why are all of you in 3D But Mister Niglet right in the corner is like completely in cartoon. Like what kind of racism *JAMMIN YEEEEEEEEEET* who’s grammy? Welcome racers! Jumpstart fill (?idkwhatthefuckhesaid) YEET this was a bad idea… the feels heh thanks for watching, like, subscribe and give Kesha a break THIS IS THE PART WHERE THE ENDING MUSIC PLAYS. play it mama skrrt skrrt btch

100 thoughts on “Playing Children Learning Games We Forgot Existed”

  1. When I was in kindergarten I use to eat coco pebbles (the Sharp ones) and like eat them whole… I don’t know why I just did it just hart so much and didn’t stop till I was 6… I’m so happy 🥳🥳🥳

  2. I deadass didn't know wtf this game was until I saw the koala and when I realized wtf it was I was like "OOOOOOHHHH its that bs I played for hours as child"

  3. apparently the company is still around and they've teamed up with dreamworks and made a thing with how to train your dragon

  4. Starfall and cool math games was everything when i was younger-

    Other things as well but i don't remember at all

  5. This. Video. Has. Me. In. TEARS 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭
    please Mac give us more of this pre-school piss take

  6. Jumpstart 3rd grade was the fucking shit and My sister and I played it in kindergarten! Shit was hard but funny as fuck

  7. The first grade oneeeee! I remember that shit! I think this was the one that had the game abt the pizza toppings and fractions. Anyone remember that?

  8. aaaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa . . . . play purple place . . . . that was like a fever dream that just hit my gay ass like a door when you started speaking

  9. Mac is literally the best Youtuber to watch while you're feeling sick. I would say change my mind, but you can't.

    PS: Mac, if you see this, you are such a fucking legend and you just don't give a fuck what people think, and I love it. One day, I hope to be able to give no fucks like you, and live my best life while everyone else involved in drama. I could probably rewatch any video of yours and never get bored. Keep being you, Mac

  10. 2:29 Mac pin this for the love of God
    Was that a JAMES AND TATI REFERENCE RIGHT THETE BITCHHHH
    intense breathing

  11. i’m so glad my parents and my sister and her gf are all spilling their gay tea so that i have to use captions cause they’re so good

  12. i remember this game too well and we always had to play it in computer class when I was in kindergarten – 2nd grade.

  13. BRO WE HAVE THE SAME LAPTOP IN BC MY LAPTOP LAGS LIKE THAT ON ALMOST EVERY SIGHT AND WHEN I TURN THE VOLUME UP/DOWN IT LOOKS THE SAME 8:32 I CAN'T

  14. Oh my fucking God…….. I've played all of those games…. I'm only 13… T^T I have all of the games on disc… At my aunt's house…

  15. The prediction at the start was too real. Started the episode thinking I've never heard of these…ended realizing I know everything that happens in them and I've played them multiple times all the way through.

  16. 12:17 i don't know about u guys but this look dopeeeeeeeeeee, i played the kindergarten and something else but idk if i've ever played this

  17. love how th subtitles start of as subtitles and then that and commentary but then it becomes sometimes it there and sometimes it isn't lmao

  18. MAC PLAYING THIS GAME IS LIKE MY OLD ASS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT YOU TUBE, TWITTER, INSTAGRAM AND PINTEREST!! I USED TO FEEL SMART. 😀😀😀😀

  19. Them crayons is 100% dicks. See heres the thing. I had never seen a dick as a kid and yet I knew what one looked like. It was randy ass games like this just subliminally putting it into my brain

  20. Omg i fucking remember this game, i was born in 2006 but elementary had this game in the computer lab and i loved it. Time to go down the rabbit hole we all call "fucked up memories"

  21. You know you reach ultimate crackhead when a busted ass game glitches and I think its just him editing LMAOOOO

  22. 1:41 thought it was fake until last year I remembered my promise to get the mermaid tail and played it trying to get it but I couldn’t figure out how

  23. STOP MAKING FUCKING JOKES IN THE CAPTIONS WE DONT CARE ABOUT YOU WE WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE VIDEO SAYS AND ONLY THAT AND IF I WAS DEAF AND NOT JUST BAD WITH SHIT I WOUDLNT KNOW HE DIDNT SAY THAT

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