Hi, I’m Elle Mills and my high school teacher just retired after 32 years of teaching. And during those 32 years she wasn’t allowed to do one thing she’s always wanted to do. So today I’m bringing my high school teacher to a high school party. Get in losers we’re going shopping! I’m retired I can do whatever I want now. (laughing) Party at Elle’s house.
Yeah, I bought you a Texas-sized Smirnoff. I don’t know if I should say this but I have a funeral tomorrow morning. I think you’re going to the same one as… Sorry to hear about that by the way.
Thank you. Yeah, sorry for you too. *clears throat* I just put a little Glen Campbell on my phone and stuff like that, ‘like a rhinestone cowboy’.
Who’s your favorite artist? Little Mix? These are all people that I’ve taught?
Most of them., yes. So we’re talking like 10 or 12 people? What is happening!? Mom I think it’s time to go upstairs. How is your high school experience so far? I kinda think I could out drink anybody here. Everybody’s of age right? Everybody here?
Yes. Out of everyone in this party who was the worst student you’ve had?
Josh Do you like this song or not? I have no idea what it is. Hey you guys! Now you got some of my music! She has a husband! Save room for Jesus Do your parents know you smoke? If my mom saw me smoke, I’d get a smack to the face. By the way your mom is probably lying, and she smokes at parties. You’re wrecking your lungs man, like do you think you’re cool right now or something? Like there’s really no good-looking chicks out here London min, this is shit. I’m gonna break them. They’re expensive? I know. You know why I know? Actually, light one up and I’ll talk to you about it. Who invited him? Jay! JC hide! I’m asleep! What’s in the backpack? You’re in your own home, why do you have a backpack? Yeah, no. We’re investigating now! That’s my wallet We can have a little quick little interview. Like what do you want in a girl? You say you like white blonde girls! Oh my god, it’s just because — You must be hot. I think I already lost Mrs. Li. Found her Who is the hottest male teacher at said school? Yes (inaudible) Smart choice. Who was the craziest partier? Mrs. L! Oh you? Mrs. L got in trouble a few times. I was disciplined and told you will never host a Christmas party again. Mrs. Li, what are you doing? What are you doing? I’m gonna tp your house! I’ve never done it before! What??? Oh… Jesus. Damn it. My mom’s gonna kill me. Guys pause the music, pause the music. Please! Guys guys Who is the homeowner of the house? What happened? Are you the homeowner? No. We just received a noise complaint and we had to stop by and tell you guys that you have to turn up the volume a bit!! I just barfed. What?! Yeah. KIDDING. You guys have fun. I kind of thought maybe your party would be like sloppy and stupid, but they were fun. Can I come again? Yeah!
Bye Mrs. Li! It was awesome. Thank you. Love ya! She’s one crazy son of a bitch. Hey guys, hope you enjoyed that video. Thanks to everyone who came out and saw this at buffer festival, it meant a lot. Hope to see some of you on tonight’s Mill’s Monday livestream. In today’s videos dedicated to someone who actually saw me at buffer festival, Carmelo, thank you so much for being an absolute sweetheart. I loved meeting you, this one’s for you. Hope you enjoyed it. Beside that, that’s for me, and I’ll see you guys next video. Bye!