I'm definitely going to teach my daughters that they should look for guys with great skills… God
During a party I was allowed to visit my friend brother's bedroom. He had a pure guitar with a nice amp. I tried the guitar and as I'm always too awkward to do the "just improvising" stuff, I did the "I could have lied" RHCP guitar solo. I was alone in the room, which felt nice. But the door was half open and I saw that THE hot girl caught me. Later she invited me to slow dance. Alpha girl, brains and a killer body. I blew it but the dance was nice.
Girls don't want gentlemans they want sex symbol guys and their money and cars. And they want to brag to their friends like " oh I got the hottest boyfriend ever".
He would have gotten a girl if it wasn't for him being a mouthbreather
Napoleon does mention in the movie that he possesses bow-staff skills and the school gangs are trying to recruit him.
Napoleon has milk tasting skills
It's true. Once I developed by numchuck skills, I was so popular that I had to beat girls off of me with those numchucks.
Favorite part is and always will be the "Hunting Wolverines in Alaska with my Uncle" scene. https://youtu.be/xdaEdDdtAsA
My boyfriend was complaining about not being good at anything so I sent him this lol!
Nerds never get any credit lol
I got skills I'll put you in a half horatio nelson
You have a tongue, learn how to use it.
Best characters in a movie for a 21st Century film.
Now I know why Joe Rogan always talks about bow hunting – Skills
I didn’t know Nick Foles was in this movie.
Build her a cake or something
I liked the part where he talked about skills.
lol computer hacking skills xp
Turns out, Napoleon had GREAT dancing skills!! And, in the end, he got the girl.
I bow hunt and can do some good nunchucks but I can't hack FUCK
Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money
Me in a nutshell, accept I do have at least one or two skills
….nunchuck skills…. bow-hunting skills…. computer hacking skills….
The doubly sad part is that often men with poor skills in meeting women think they KNOW all about women. Loosen up there Napoleon, women go out with guys who make them feel good…..
Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills
Sweet ass skills
But girls only like boys who are honest to themselves and admits his mistakes and to be respectful. 🙂
I thought Napoleon was good with the bow staff? That is why the gangs wanted him
this is also very wise advice. you go in for an interview, tell 'em you got solid nunchuck skills, you'll be hired on the spot.
By skills he means Money
ha! Awesome movie!
Ice kating skeels
Best movie ever 😆
Kemmie jenkins it's Napoleon dynamite! It's awesooome cx
Does anyone know the name of this movie?
Prepare for le reddit army
who cant help but love Napoleon!?
Haha it's like he looks at life like it's Skyrim lol
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