Learn English through Comedy Movie Funny English Dialogue with Subtitles 01



Marie this is Miss Nova she's from Chicago Marie is our receptionist it's nice to meet you it's nice to meet you too I'll get your tickets you look very familiar to me Marie have we met before I don't think so no well I never forget a face I'm sure I know you from somewhere I don't look familiar to you I'm sorry no I know we met in Chicago you are a waitress in a restaurant near the Art Institute I've never been to Chicago have you ever driven a taxi in Egypt no oh you were the pilot on a small airplane in China you flew me over the great wall no have you ever gone snorkeling in Australia no driven a bus in Peru MS Novak I'm quite sure we've never met before I came here only a year ago from Paris Paris well my sister Caterina lived there for a year Caterina Caterina Novak yes she lives with me of course you were in all the pictures she sent home I never forget a face I have your tickets oh thank you did you know that Marino's my sister Caterina really it's a small world isn't it so are you going sightseeing before you leave no I'm going back to the hotel to read what you're visiting our great city and you're not even going to see it I've come here once a month for eight years I've seen it all before I'm sure I can think of something you haven't seen I think you're wrong have you visited the Reilly Museum of Art 20 times have you ever been to the top of the Olson building just last month have you eaten it Andres cafe twice ever been to cold Beach yes seen the City Opera yes toward the Japanese gardens yes you can't have done everything in the city I'm afraid it's true have you ever visited the Museum of cheese there's no Museum of cheetahs huh it is really amazing everyone goes there I can't believe you haven't been there yet Murray could you call the Museum of cheese and reserve tickets for MS Novak and me you're not serious I am it's at the corner of 7th and oak I'll see you there at 4:00 okay I'll see you there thank you good bye Murray say hello to Katrina for me mr. Evans is there really a Museum of cheese at 7th and oh it's a wonderful little cheese shop they have every kind of cheese some of its very old so yes I'd say it's a Museum of cheese this is another laundry we're running out of time oh there she is I'm sorry I'm late I couldn't find a parking space have you been here long since yesterday but it's no problem the waiter brought us food and we slept on the floor have you chosen a movie yet we've been trying unfortunately these guys have seen almost everything we like the movies what about the action film the last train to Hong Kong where is this train going rather not we're going to Hong Kong aren't we rather stay here and fight the hundred men no but I've always wanted to see on Kong we've been doing this for a half hour that looks a little too violent for me what about on the bridge I hear it's great you're late Frederick I'm sorry and I've waited for you for so long I got stuck in traffic for two years very romantic how about the hand I've just returned from the train station have you seen anything lately you know we should go inside good idea I don't want to see that terrible head do you really think there's a hand out there that I'm nothing you pop okay so what do you want to do hey isn't that David Doolittle the famous British actor you're right it is let's go say hi aren't you David Doolittle well yes I am wow we really like your movies thank you you're great thank you very much remember that movie where you were that dancer what was that call the dancer that's it that was unforgettable I love that one where you're the chef what's that one called dr. folk funny unforgettable man thank you my favorite is the one where you're that I just saw that movie again last week that's a great movie what's that called souls of blows yeah man that's unforgettable Thanks you know what I have to go soon and I should finish my lunch all right yeah sorry it was nice to meet you on YouTube take it easy at the end of that movie where you're the pilot unforgettable would you guys care to join me what's your favorite hello top-notch travel one moment please hello top-notch just a moment please top notch hold please hello hi mrs. Beatty Cheryl I'm afraid Cheryl's not here you're not satisfied with your hotel no bellman I'm sorry Cheryl we'll call you back okay goodbye hello yes hello mr. Rasheed Cheryl's not here can I take a message you want a cheaper hotel in Budapest a hotel without breakfast is okay very good I'll give Cheryl your message goodbye hello oh hi miss Novak she'll be right back is there a message can your cat stay with you at your hotel in Rio and you'd like to reserve a king-size bed I'll ask her to check and call you huh bye bye oh you're back I have three messages for you let's see mrs. Beatty wants a cheaper cat mr. Rashid isn't satisfied with his breakfast and MS Novak thinks the bellman needs a king-sized bed they'll explain it all to you what hello I'd like to speak to a guest mrs. Beatty in room 514 thank you hello hello mrs. Beatty this is Cheryl from top-notch house Los Angeles well the hotel isn't very nice dear I'm sorry to hear that are you okay you sound tired my room is on the fifth floor I had to walk up with my luggage there's no bellman no elevator no and I wanted a non-smoking room with a king-size bed and I requested that for you well they gave me a smoking room with a twin size bed it's all they have I better check your reservation what do tell her you had the candle in I think and another thing they didn't make up the room the towels are dirty did you pull housekeeping they're not answering and there are all these students everywhere I thought you said that movie stars stay at this hotel mrs. Beatty your reservation is for the Chandler in you're in the wrong hotel the Chandler in is a much nicer hotel oh well I'd better call a taxi how will you get your bags to the front desk I'm sure I can find a student to help I'll say I'm a movie star I'll be fine okay good luck goodbye hello Paul what's happened to you I had an accident with the van Oh No are you okay I'm fine I was wearing my seatbelt no one was hurt but I think we're gonna need a new van and what happened I was driving on 6th Street and there were a lot of fish on the road a lot of what fish why was there fish in the road I don't know anyway I tried to turn but I had a problem with the steering wheel the steering wheel broke no it came off so I drove over the fish the fish made the road slippery so I tried to stop I hit a parked car no I'm not finished the car behind me was tailgating so he hit me a car in the opposite side of the road hit a stop zone the stop sign fell and smashed my hood no and worst of all when I got out to look at the damage a piano fell on the van what where did it come from I don't know but the van does not look good the bumpers are damaged so is the hood the doors won't open the windows won't close the engines not working the the headlights are smashed the horn won't honk and it smells like fish are there any parts that are okay the steering wheel still looks good great all we need is a van to go with it we're going to need a van this afternoon you're taking the tourist from Chile to the museum I'll call the rental company are you hungry want some my fish sandwich oh sorry guess not hi is this auto rent I need a rental car a van do you rent vans that's great we'll need to pick it up right away we'll probably need it for two weeks could we return it on the 15th of the month great four-wheel drive I could take the group from France to the mountains do you have any four-wheel drive vans they don't have four-wheel drive vans how about a luxury van with DVD player and stereo do you have any luxury vans with DVD and stereo stereo yes DVD no how about a convertible do you have any convertible vans what color do you want blue no red no green white insurance yes we'd like insurance lots and lots of insurance please Cheryl your hair looks gorgeous thank you I have a new shampoo bright and clean I'd like to try it did you find it at the drugstore no I bought it at my salon on Friday I'll pick some up for you next time I'm there great thanks would you like some – Bob I have shampoo Thanks but mine will make your hair softer and cleaner smelling um thanks but no thanks come on Bob don't you care about how you look of course I do a shampoo shower and shave every day that's all is there more to do don't you use any skin care products body lotion or skin cream Oh should I watch your skin to stay young and healthy do you use any conditioner that's for women lots of men use it – really sure women like men who take care of their appearance really okay uh well what else should I do you don't want me to wear makeup do you lips mascara eyeshadow no but how about a manicure I'm serious look at your nails they're mess men got manicures many do yes we can give you one right here really piece of cake well okay great then we can talk about your haircut facial and facelift what what is this stuff on my face it makes your skin soft and smooth it tastes terrible oh sorry I can't believe you cut my hair and what you put in it some hairspray hairspray not much you like it there wow my nails look great could I get a pedicure too no my hair looks great to see you what a little personal care can do Wow thank you so much you know it's customary to tip the person who gives you a haircut how do I look good you look really really good you look amazing then let's get pizza my treat great you can never tell anyone about this especially the facia deal now when can I get an appointment for another manager I think everything's ready why don't we sit down this smells so wonderful what are we having to eat there's roast chicken baked potatoes salad broccoli with garlic red cabbage and rice help yourself everyone Wow that's a lot of vegetables vegetables are very healthy for you mr. Evans would you like some chicken just a little thank you I'm not a big chicken eater how about some potatoes I'm sorry I'm avoiding potatoes some broccoli I'll pass I'm afraid it doesn't agree with me cabbage sorry mr. Evans I'm so sorry there's very little here for you to eat I'm crazy about rice Cheryl this tastes so delicious Bob you're not eating very much tonight don't you like the food Bob's on a diet I'm trying to lose weight good for you Bob I'm gonna diet – why are you on a diet you're so skinny I'm trying to gain weight I can't stand it Cheryl that was fantastic the rice was terrific cookies anyone yes one please I'll take two Thanks do you eat sweets mr. Evans I used to but I can't anymore no dessert for you Bob not on his diet but weren't you eating cookies today at work I was eating carrots didn't I see you snacking on candy this afternoon that was an apple what about that ice cream you ate yesterday fruit salad these cookies are terrific if you like the cookies you'll love this cake what do you eat some strawberries mr. Evans Padres are my passion really hide eat strawberries on anything cereal pasta even rice how crazy about chocolate cake I can gain weight with everybody I think I'll have a cookie Bob could you pass the where'd they go I have one I have four I have none hey what do you think about this color what is that color it's tomato red how does this color make you feel happy sad tired I don't feel like looking at any more colors how about this one happy sad awful I can't stand looking at it do you plan to do this all night this one be sure to look carefully sad very very nervous I'm nervous you're gonna paint the whole wall of that color it's my apartment Bob yeah but we come here a lot can we discuss leaving the walls just like this I'm tired of looking at yellow walls fine can you at least choose a color we'll all be excited about there is no color you all like Paul's feeling happy about everything Marie's feeling sad about everything and you just seem to hate color don't you Bob I love color just not those colors then why don't you find a color that every what do you think of this color I like it I like it too actually I love it I'm not painting the walls the same color is my sofa the whole room would be green to change the color of the sofa to what the color the walls being nice color Marie you've been so quiet are you okay I'm just a little down in the dumps oh I'm sorry we've been arguing about colors and you're feeling blue blue What's Wrong Murray don't know I can't put my finger on it I've just been feeling out of sorts don't worry I can help doctor chair is here Doctor Who at school people call me dr. cheer because I'm always happy and I enjoy cheering people up you know that's true you're always cheering me up how do you do that I practice laughing every day laughing it what nothing you just decide to laugh I can't do that it's not in my nature how do you know just try let me hear you ha ha you're right it's not your personality what now dr. cheer chocolate yes works every time [Laughter] hello everyone you remember Miss Novak hello miss Novak has just opened an art gallery here I've asked her to find some pieces to decorate our office she's brought some things for us to look at today I have a painting a sculpture and a photograph that I think you'll like here's the painting this was painted by a Russian artist that I really like it's called Sun on the water the artist was inspired by looking at the sea what do you think it's fantastic interesting blue it's gorgeous oh here's the sculpture it was made by a British sculptor it's called City of Gold is it really gold no it's made of wood it was painted gold what do you think it's cool mr. Evans I think it would look good in your office I think I preferred the painting I'm fascinated and here's the photograph it's called winter it was photographed in Paris there's nothing there it's a photograph of snow in a park maybe I should buy them all Hey look I'm an artist here's my latest work it's called office wall was inspired by looking at the walls of the off are you a photographer yes oh well no I I take a lot of pictures hmm well I'm not so crazy about that one but I do like what you've done here I'm very moved by it actually it's a fascinating mixture of eastern and western traditions you have talent I do I think I could sell this really it's very good I'm crazy about photography do you have any more of your work here god no here's my card why don't you bring me some pieces on Friday okay bye bye bye bye [Laughter] so where are we going to put this thing make it by my desk really yeah as an artist I'm really starting to like it matter of fact I think it's one of the most interesting works I've ever seen Bob can you help me with something sure I'm trying to print a file but the printer won't work push the green button on the printer why to turn it on it won't print unless it's all right dreamy thank you hey Bob my laptop crash and I can't get it to do anything I type on the keyboard and nothing happens stick this here why to restart the computer you sure okay Bob I could use a hand with something what is it somebody sent me an email but I think it has a virus in it don't open the attachment click on the no virus icon on the toolbar why to clean the computer and stop the virus thanks Bob can I ask you another question I'm sorry but I can't get any work done with all these questions please I have some very important stuff I need to finish right now very important stuff how can I help you hey mr. Evans yes you asked me to build a website for the company oh yes those are coming along well sorry I think I need some new technology well what do you need a new scanner what's that it's a scanner sir but it's not nearly as good as this one this one would give us much better photos okay and a digital camera would be good what's that it's not a digital camera sir it won't take pictures as easily as this one okay and also a new laptop it's not as fast as this one I see anything else a new DVD Drive and I could also use a new joystick a joystick isn't that for computer games well I don't really need the choice on what's all this going to cost me well actually we could do without the DVD driver and the laptop and the camera and the scanner great do you have a favorite genre of movie I love drama I love comedy my my favourite is drama do you think there's too much violence in movies I think sometimes some films portray violence a little too graphically but I feel that if it helps the plot along and there's sort of a point to the violence then it's okay but unnecessary violence really turns me on so do you choose to go see movies if you know they're going to be violent I usually tend to see films that get good reviews or by filmmakers who I admire I don't think violence would really you know sway me one way or the other do you ever go to see violent movies yourself yes I've seen violent movies thrillers and and movies of that nature can violent movies be dangerous I think people are dangerous I don't know that movies are dangerous to children be allowed to see violent no I don't think children need to be watching violent movies well what's your feeling about violence is it harmful to children it I think violence is harmful especially in movies movies children of certain ages should not see violent movies because they're a little more influential and don't have the judgment skillset adults do could you tell me some of the things that are important to you in a hotel such as a fitness center or a pool a gift shop a restaurant a business center I look more for location in a hotel or anything is anything else so I wanted to be close and convenient to whatever I'm doing in town if I'm there to enjoy myself for example then I want to be near the beach so location is more important to me than anything else I don't pay too much attention to the hotel one bed if she doesn't like twin beds but I'm I'm not the big fan of hotels if they had if they're comfortable I'm happy with it when you stay in a hotel do you use room service no I try not to use room service because I like to go out and see a little bit of the tyne or the city that I'm staying in thinking about a really good hotel experience could you tell me about that really what makes the hotel special it's the other people who work there if people they are very nice and friendly and people say good morning and know you by name and they they when you come back to the hotel they greet you and they ask you how your day was and they just make the difference if when I stayed in the hotel I had I had a bellman bring me flowers that were leftover and put them in my room and those are those little touches that I think make your experience or you stay in a hotel much more pleasant than when you just stay how about a worst hotel experience well I have had experiences more on more than one occasion where I've been in a room next to people that are rather noisy and so that can be that can be a distraction especially when you've got to be up early in the morning who are you most like in terms of personality my mother and why do you say that outgoing she smiles a lot do you have any brothers or sisters one brother – three sisters and and how are you different it's a one more extraverted than the other or more introverted quiet calm I don't really get excited over things and just take it easy I don't let things bother me a lot while my sisters they will get excited and get upset and so I'm not like that okay how about first children do you think that they have certain traits that they share well I think my brother being the oldest and the only boy was allowed to get away with things a lot more than my sister and I and what I mean by that is as the oldest and as a boy he was able to go to concerts at an earlier age than my sister or I he kind of got out of household duties that my sister and I had because he was babysitting us and how about if you're the last in a big family do you think that you get special benefits from that yeah you get close what about birth order do you think that makes a difference who's the oldest and who's the youngest I don't think so not important I don't think it's important it's just the personality if you've got a bill in a restaurant that was obviously wrong what would you do I would tell the waitress and ask her if everything's okay I think they should tell the waiter and what should they tell them there are given too much change or they're under charge how about if the person is shopping in a department store and an expensive piece of clothing has a tag on it that's obviously wrong it's priced too low with it so that person tell the cashier or just pay for it I usually ask that's me though well I I would go to the cashier or I think everybody should go to the cashier at least and ask is that right and if he says it's right then at least you tried it and then suppose you found some cash on the street not in a wallet just some cash lying on the street what would you do with it I figured I'd put it in my pocket I usually do not pick up money if a very poor person is around because I think a poor person needs it more than I do so I leave it lying there so are the three situations the restaurant the department store and the cash on the street the same or different I think each one is different why you make judgments all the time and now everything is equal

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