Insane Motivational Memes For Guys


What’s up, Greg, I hope you’re all having a great day! Welcome back to my channel. This, of course, is another episode of ‘The Boy Zone’. Your one-stop shop for tips and tricks on how to be a “good boy”. Lately I’ve been seeing a lot of posts like this on the internet. I’ve seen them on Instagram, I’ve seen them on Twitter. They’re basically posts with tips and tricks on how to be a more successful boy. And I don’t know if Instagram is directly targeting me, specifically, because they think I need to work on, uh being a boy better, or if everybody is seeing these. But I really want to talk about them because a lot of them are, very disturbing. Accounts like “success_ tips”, and “age_of_attitude”, and “theboys.club”. Sorry ladies. Uh, this one’s for boys only. It’s the boys club? Cody Ko just did a video on… some accounts that are very similar to this, and by just did a video, I mean, he literally posted it as I was sitting down to record this video, so Uh, great minds think alike? I guess? If you haven’t watched Cody’s video, go watch that as well I made sure that we’re not talking about the exact same things in this video Here’s a good example: “At age 25, Others want to get married and have kids… But I want my parents in the backseat of my Audi.” Heh Yep, that’s, uh, that’s what being a boy is all about. That’s the dream. Some people just want to call it quits early, you know, they want to get married, have kids, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘦. I don’t need a fulfilling relationship with someone I love! You know what I do need? A car. I need to fall in love with a car. And I definitely don’t want kids in my backseat crying 𝒉𝒆𝒉 I want my parents in the backseat crying. I don’t know why that’s my goal but I’ve just always wanted to do it. Life is all about, uh, becoming an Uber driver for your parents. This one is from the account “success_tips.” ‘You can ignore my message, but in my dreams, You’re mother of my three kids.’ I don’t uh, know if I would really call that a success tip? I can’t see how saying this to anyone would make you more successful in any field, not to mention how creepy it is. Jesus. I mean, what are your messages to this woman? Is this one of them? ‘Cause if so, I totally understand why she hasn’t responded. “Look, I know we’ve never spoken before, and I know I got your number by breaking into my friend’s phone, And I know that you have me blocked because I keep sending you weird messages, like, ‘ I want you to have my babies,’ but I just want to let you know that there’s nothing you can do to stop me from imagining a world where we’re together. And you love me and you’re birthing my children– we have three beautiful children together, 𝙫𝙖𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙖. Please respond at your earliest convenience.” Okay, here’s some actual good, valuable advice to be a successful boy. “Don’t fall in love until your handsome enemy gets married.” Uhhhh….. So the message here is– W- wait what?? Why– why would you not want to fall in love until your “handsome enemy” gets married? Is it because if I fall in love before my handsome enemy gets married, he might try to steal my love away? Is that why? Cuz he’s so handsome? So do I have to wait until my handsome enemy is already in a committed relationship to fall in love? Because I know he’s not gonna want to mess up his own relationship, just to mess up mine. And how do they know that I have such a handsome enemy? Is everyone’s enemy so handsome? Cuz, goddamn, my arch nemesis is Gorgeous All the comments seem to understand what it means too. ” True”, “Yes”, “True”, “Wow”, “Awesome”, “lol”, “Yes”, “Best revenge” Best revenge? Revenge for what? For your enemy getting married? CRAIG: Haha! You may be married, nemesis, but look at me. I’m also in love! GREG: No! CRAIG: So.. Take that! GREG: It can’t be! CRAIG: I bet you’ll think about this next time you decide to fall in love and get married. Because you know that if you do, I might also do that, and that would be bad for you. GREG: NOOOOOOOOOO! Alright bois listen up cuz this one’s important. “Let them say what they want. Just keep doing you.” You know, a lot of pages post this type of message, I’ve seen this a lot. Posts that are like “Don’t listen to what anybody else says, just do what you want!” “Anyone that says anything negative to you is a hater and fuck that noise, son!” “You don’t need to listen to haters!” and I just feel like that’s a huge oversimplification of why people say negative things. Like if everybody’s telling you that you’re being an asshole, and you should stop being an asshole, Then I feel like, uh, you’re probably an asshole. And you should stop… doing that. But to be fair, if people tell you to stop doing this 𝒉𝒆𝒉 They’re delusional bro, fuck ’em. They don’t know what they’re talkin’ about. You get right back on your recliner strapped to the roof of your car, you know, grab your mop, and just keep doing you, dawg. “Big dreams doesn’t match with the lazy ass.” You know, the big giant lazy ass, that everybody knows about. Yeah, big dreams don’t match with that, so if you have any dreams related to that big lazy ass, you better get rid of them now. You know, big dreams might not match with the lazy ass, but it does match with the fat ass. I got big dreams, and an even bigger ass. This one is about overcoming your enemies, and I think that this is really important for us boys, because us boys– we got a lot of enemies. “They fooled me, until they got to know who were really fooled.” What does this mean? Is it THEM that was being fooled the whole time? The enemy? Cuz it doesn’t say.. who was fooled in this, It just says that they “got to know,” who was,– “who were really fooled.” So it’s like they thought that they were fooling me. But really I was fooling them the whole time. I guess that’s cool. Okay, So this would sound cool if it wasn’t worded so poorly. Imagine being in a confrontation with your arch-nemesis who thinks they’ve just duped you – which is a situation that happens to us boys all the time, us boys are constantly getting into altercations with our arch-nemeses – Imagine he thinks he’s duped to you and you say this, thinking that it’s gonna sound cool. “Admit it. I fooled you. You’re done.” 𝒉𝒆𝒉𝒆𝒉𝒆𝒉 “Oh really? “Well, you know what they say.. They thought they fooled me, until they got to know who were really fooled.” “Huh?” “Uh- you heard me, you thought that you were had been fooling me. But it turned out that 𝘺𝘰𝘶 were the one, finding out that someone else were getting fooled.” “Who else is getting fooled?” “Somewhere else in that someone is of what someone would be, getting fooled.” “I don’t understand.” “Yeah, you know what? I think I’m having a stroke.” “I’m not Facebook status. You don’t have to like me.” ‘I’m not Facebook status?’ Wouldn’t it be “I’m not 𝘢 Facebook status”? or is it talking about someone named Facebook Status? “This person named Facebook status who we all have to like– I’m not like Facebook Status, all right?” “You know that neighbor kid, whose parents thought it would be funny to name him Facebook Status, and now his mom’s always making us hang out with him. I’m not like him.” “Hey guys, it’s me, Facebook Status, and you have to like me, my mommy says so!” Okay, grammatical errors aside, this still doesn’t make any sense cuz nobody forces you to like Facebook statuses. “Look, I’m not like Facebook statuses, okay? If you don’t like me, Mark Zuckerberg is not gonna come in through your window in the middle of the night and eat your firstborn son like he would with a Facebook status. Just because he’s contractually obligated to, due to the terms and conditions that we all agree to when we sign up for Facebook, that just ain’t me baby girl.” I, yeah, I just don’t understand what this post is trying to say, It’s just trying to say, “You don’t have to like me,” which is just true about anything And anyone. Ever. So.. I guess I agree? ‘Comment “YES” letter by letter if you agree.’ I don’t know why Instagram posts do that, they always say to comment things letter by letter. So when you go into the comments, you’ll see someone comment Like, “Y”, “E”, “S”. I guess because if you get more comments, Instagram will put you higher up on, like, the explore page and stuff like that Aww, all these people disagree. “I love chicken more, atleast it died for me.” Yeah, again, this isn’t a success tip, and who is this directed towards? Just anyone? Or like your girlfriend or something? Is this what you’re supposed to say to your girlfriend? Like when she tells you… that she loves you? “Sweetie.. I love you.” “Ahuh, yeah, well, I love chicken, alright? At least it died for me!” It died for ME. This chicken, before it died, it saw me and it said, I want you fuckers to turn me into a chicken nugget, and I want THAT guy to eat me. “At LEAST”, what does he mean by at least? Like at LEAST the chicken died for me. At the VERY least? I mean, couldn’t- couldn’t you just at the VERY least die for me babe? To show me that you really love me? Just die for me and let me eat you. It’s the only way I can be successful, according to Instagram. Things get a lot more drastic on this account called “The Boys.Club”. You can either have a girlfriend or sElF-rEsPeCt. Jesus, what a bold statement. This has 22,000 likes. Almost 23. Actually, I was just the 23,000th like, because I agree. A lot of these posts just seem like they’re written by really– bitter, lonely dudes who are trying to express how sad and lonely they are but trying to make it come off as them being successful. “Haha, yeah, that’s right. I DON’T have a girlfriend because I respect myself. Not because I scared them all away by saying things like ‘In my dreams you’re the mother of my children.’ It’s because I respect myself.” Look, I’m just not willing to give up on all of the amazing opportunities life has to offer, just to be with a woman. I mean gosh if I date a woman I might never get the chance to drive my parents around in an Audi. *third smol heh* I really like the boys club because everything they say tries to sound super cool, but then pretty much every post is ruined by grammatical errors and spelling mistakes. “Everything is easy if you are crazy, nothing is easy is you are lazy” Is that a question? “Nothing is easy. Is you are lazy?” “Don’t tell me I belong in your heart. You know I don’t” *messes up* *** “You know I don’t LiK crowded places.” That would have sounded so like, emo and epic, if they didn’t mess up that word. “Babe you know I don’t LiK crowded places! Whadda you see me going to Disney World and liCkin the floor, you dumb bitch. So don’t let me into your heart alright, cuz I’m not gonna lik it. I’m not gonna liCk the inside of your heart, cuz your heart is– shared with a bunch of other dudes and I– if they’re sick, I don’t want to, you know, if I’m licking in there, I don’t want to get, you know, whatever they got.” “I found my own light, When you left me in DaRnEsS.” *DiEnInG* ‘Darness’? What is ‘darness’? Just like this dark void where everyone is just saying… darn? Danny, whilst a multitude of “darns” overlap: “HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME HERE? “Don’t sell the sun to buy a candle.” Okay, if I’m ever offered this very specific transaction, I will turn it down. I will keep the Sun, because I own the Sun. Okay so what did we learn? I guess never date ANYONE EVER. Oh, wait until your handsome nemesis gets married until you fall in love. You don’t want your handsome nemesis to steal away the love of your life, or seduce YOU. I guess he could try to seduce you.. And don’t listen to anyone ever. No matter what they say, don’t listen to them, just do you. Get that mop, get that recliner, get up on that car. And do you, okay? I’m gonna leave you with this one last success tip. And this one’s kind of crazy: “Hello fresh is tasty” You know that one doesn’t really seem to have anything to do with being a boy…or being successful but you know what? It is a good segway into today’s sponsor, Hello Fresh. You guys have heard me talk about Hello Fresh before, it’s great. It’s the best meal kit hands-down that I’ve used. They basically deliver these amazing meals to your door every week, they do all the planning prepping and shopping so you can focus on having a healthier and happier cooking experience. I really like Hello Fresh because personally I hate going to the grocery store, Hello Fresh delivers me meals, every week. But it just means I get to spend more time doing stuff that I love, like riding my bike.. and making YouTube videos.. and talking to my dog. I actually feel like I’ve learned a lot from Hello Fresh. I’ve learned how to fry things in oil with breadcrumbs. I didn’t know how to do that before because I am just a simple man. And so even when I’m not using Hello Fresh, I feel like I’m using techniques and stuff that I learned from using Hello Fresh, which is really great. The family even has, like, kid tested-recipes for picky eaters, so you don’t have to worry about your kids, being little- being little rAtS about the food. So get out of that recipe rut that you’re in and start cooking outside your comfort zone, and discover some new, delicious recipes. To get started with eight free meals, that’s $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh, Go to hellofresh.com and enter promo code “trulygreg80”. That’s hellofresh.com, and promo code “trulygreg80”. So have fun. Stay healthy and happy, with Hello Fresh. Hey guys, it’s me, Danny, from a different day Here with a very special announcement This Friday, April 26 I’m releasing my first… (drumroll please) EP. 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100 thoughts on “Insane Motivational Memes For Guys”

  1. I've watched this a few times but haven't consentrated in that "Don't sell the sun to buy a candle" part. I always thought it was "Don't sell your son to buy a candle" and I was really confused 😂

  2. My therapist: don't worry Mark Zuckerberg is not gonna make you like Facebook status
    Mark Zuckerberg making me like Facebook status: 😝

  3. Don’t worry, you don’t have to like me.
    I mean, it’s not like I’m going to crawl through your window in the night and eat everything you love

  4. I have seen these and the best ones are the joker related ones, they're so fucking funny. In a similar vein, those fake misspelled Indian Facts accounts are the perfect amount of cringe

  5. "They thought they fooled me until they got to know who were really fooled."
    "…huh?"
    "Uh- you heard me! You thought that you were had been fooling me, but it turned out that you were the one finding out that someone else were getting fooled."
    "Who else is getting fooled?"
    "Somewhere else in that someone is of what someone would be getting fooled."
    "I don't understand-"
    "Yeah you know what I think I'm having a stroke"

  6. 🧸☔️🎶🎭🇲🇽💕😂✨🧚‍♀️🤠👼💖🤡⚽️🌺☁️🍼💦💩🌩🦋🌻🌷🍼my favorite emojis idk😂

  7. 0:11 lmao i went to art school with that guy! he was… mediocre. now he's somehow a famous model with millions of instagram followers but also now i really wonder if these accounts ever get in (legal) trouble for (what i assume) stealing photos and using them for their shitty posts? lol

  8. 8:14 so basically……. Having gf = no self respect

    And You – gf = self respect.

    If you don't like yourself, why be in a relationship?

  9. I'm impressed that Danny knows the correct plural for "nemesis". Fun fact: the same pattern (-is to -es) forms the correct pluralization of "penis". Pee knees.

  10. Have you ever seen Mr bean dude? Or was that just the only thing you've seen that's had him in it? (Just asking not tryna be rude I just love mr bean)

  11. I think they meant fall in love with you enemies lover or something, that still doesn’t make sense like get a life.

  12. I remember the first time my parents got in the backseat of my Audi.
    Of course the cop had to join them when he pulled me over to ask why there two corpses in the back.

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