If We Treated Teachers Like Pro Athletes – Key & Peele

If We Treated Teachers Like Pro Athletes – Key & Peele

November 22, 2019 100 Comments


(male announcer)
Teaching Center
is brought to you by BMW. The ultimate driving machine. [upbeat rock music] ♪ ♪ Hello and welcome
toTeaching Center.I’m Boyd Maxwell,
with today’s top stories from the exciting world
of teaching. And I’m Perry Schmidt. Well, now we know. The long awaited announcement
by star English teacher Ruby Ruhf has sent teaching fans
across the nation into a frenzy. I’ve enjoyed my time
in Ohio very much, but I’m pleased to announce
that I’m taking my talents back to New York City.
Thank you very much. Apparently, PS431 has made Ruby
an offer she couldn’t refuse. $80 million guaranteed
over six years, with another $40 million
in incentives based on test scores. This salary puts her
right up there with Rockridge Elementary’s
Katie Hope and William Wu
out of– Colgate Magnet! All right, let’s take a look
at yesterday’s high school teacher draft
from Radio City Music Hall, where Central Rapids High, recipient of the worst
test scores last semester, made the first pick
that was no surprise to anyone. [all cheering] For the first pick,
Central Rapids High takes… calculus teacher Mike Yoast
from Tulsa Teacher’s College. [all cheering] (Key)
And just like that,
you’re a millionaire. Ha ha. (Peele)
Mike Yoast
is an unbelievable story, his father living
from paycheck to paycheck as a humble
pro football player. Kid was a natural mathlete. You know he’s gonna buy
his mom a house. – Oh, you know this.
– Oh, there’s no way – around that.
– [laughs] You owe your mom.
[laughs] (announcer)
Today’s highlight of the day
is brought to you by the 100% Black Angus Beef
Thickburger on a fresh-baked bun
from Carl’s Jr. and Hardee’s. Now it’s time
for the highlight of the day. [rock music] Star history teacher
Ashley Ferguson has been running up them test scores
over at Vinz Clortho High. – Okay.
– Whoo. Confederate forces
fired first. Can anyone tell me
where this battle took place? Now, look at this. She looks left,
then right, looks past the students
with their arms up in the air, – spots Max near the back…
(Key) Whoo. Sees that even though his hand
isn’t up, he’s engaged. Max? It was Fort Sumter? That’s right. Oh, come on.
See what she did there? She’s bringing a introvert
into the discussion, y’all. That’s a teacher of the year
play right there. That’s right, Boyd.
You know, the confidence gained by Max by answering
that question correctly will enhance his performance
throughout the rest of the year. No doubt.
Coming up after the break, Mayfield Prep trades
French teacher Janeane Lowe to Skyline High
for a head librarian and two lunch ladies
to be named later. And we’ll get the inside scoop
on the impending – teacher’s strike that could…
– Uh-oh. Cripple the season. Next up,
onTeaching Center.Whoo. [rock music] [dramatic music] (Ruby voice-over)
Strength courses through me. I am velocity. I am power. [school bell ringing] ♪ ♪ I am a leader,
a believer. ♪ ♪ I am the force that guides. ♪ ♪ I am the gateway
to what is possible, the path to the future. I am the future. ♪ ♪ (male announcer)
The all-new 2015 6 Series
is here. Meet the new Teacher’s Pet.

100 thoughts on “If We Treated Teachers Like Pro Athletes – Key & Peele”

  4. *most of my life I had – bad teachers, and always struggled in school… In high school I had two really good teachers, a History teacher and A English Teacher…. * I graduated with the distinguished writer award for my history papers. Thanks to the MVP's of my primary school education.

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  12. Vinz Clortho high, one of the district schools named after the great Lord Gozer's most loyal of minions, their mathlete team are named The Keymasters, made the playoffs last year.

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  26. My sister is a teacher, she and every teacher deserve to get paid what these athletes get paid for what they do for our kids.

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  32. I want to live in this plane of existence That's how it should be Spoiled millionaires playing games for billionaires damn sure ain't for the us.> They just burn my grits <

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  42. I really love these reuploads of skits, but why are you always using the punchline of the jokes as titles? It kills some of the fun.

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  46. Loved this skit. If only… I would’ve done everything in my power to become a teacher. Oh… wait… there are 26 hangry toddlers having a shouting match over crayons, reminding me that I am. Ugh…

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  63. Yes this is a skit but yall are being ridiculous saying teachers should make millions of dollars a year. That would throw of everything. We can't have millions of people making millions of dollars. The standard of living would be through the roof! Taxes would be crazy. People would start teaching for the wrong reasons, more than they already are. Its not feasible

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  65. I seriously thought (as i was reading comments while video was near end) that a youtube advertisement was playing at the end. I was wrong.

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  96. I SUDDENLY got the urge to purchase a BMW and nickname it " The Teachers Pet " and then take a drive to my nearest ARBY's!!!!

    It's gonna be a tad bit tough since , here in SOUTH AFRICA , we don't have an ARBY'S and I'm not sure if I can drive ALL THE WAY to the nearest ARBY'S location in AMERICA……. 🙄 THANKS A LOT Mr.Key&Peele 😔…. now I'm depressed 🖤….

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