How to Eat Ass

I’m Dr. Lindsey Doe, clinical sexologist and host of this sex curious show Sexplanations. Today I’m going to answer a very popular question. How do I eat ass? Eating ass also, known as tossing the salad, rimming, cleaning the kitchen, playing the rusty trombone, Analingus and culo sex is actually pretty simple. Step one ask your partner if you can. ‘Any interest in me licking your asshole the next time I go down on you?’ ‘How would you feel if I made out with your butt while you masturbate?’ ‘Have you ever had a rim job?’ Step two, once you have consent It’s time to get ready. Avoid giving anything bad to their asshole and getting anything bad from their asshole. Here are the infections that can go from mouth to anus and anus to mouth. Herpes: if you have herpes on your mouth, aka cold Sores you can pass it to your partner’s asshole Even if you don’t have an outbreak, and if they have herpes on their asshole (outbreak or not) they can transmit herpes to your face. Gonorrhea, and chlamydia: two infections which can be tested for and treated easily. HIV: the risk is low because it’s oral sex But the anus is higher risk because the mucous membrane is so delicate. Syphilis: another one you can test for and treat. Hepatitis A and Hepatitis B: these two you can get vaccinated for so if you come in contact with the viruses they won’t harm you. Lastly gastrointestinal problems and parasites – salmonella, E Coli, basically the things that cause food poisoning might be hanging out And you don’t want to put those in your body. Step 3: set a time I’m sure you don’t want to go down on someone and find a dingleberry of poop and pubes stuck in your teeth. So if you’re The one with the asshole watch your bowel movements. Healthy ones look like this, unhealthy ones look like this. Monitor what you eat So you’re not sick or gaseous. Shower and wash your whole butt with soap Especially the anus and all those little crevices that make it look like a star. Stay outside, though Don’t go inside. Then make sure to rinse off all the soap trim shave or wax your pubes if you choose and wash again. If you’re the one With the mouth how about nothing spicy to eat that’s going to burn the anus if you lick it directly, and for hygienes sake clean your mouth. Step 4: acquire some dams for a Layer of protection they reduce the risk of all the bugs I mentioned earlier and cover up the smell and taste of asshole. Here are three ways to make a quick dam that fits right between The cheeks. Condom: make sure it isn’t expired, carefully remove the wrapper, unroll it about an inch, cut off the tip so it becomes a ring, then cut the ring open and unroll the condom into a dam. Glove: remove the pinkie, ring and middle fingers then cut the glove open along the pinky side. Now you have a dam with finger For the anus and/or vagina if there is one. And non microwavable cling-wrap. Step five: with all preparation in place play. Play with all sorts of body parts, kiss, massage, Whatever it takes to get all riled up before step six, when you lightly blow on the asshole The blowing will not only light up this sensitive spot it will waft the smell toward you so you can evaluate whether or not you Want to proceed. If everything is a green light move on to step 7: add lube and put a dam in place. Add enough Lube To keep things soft But not so much that the anus thinks it’s leaking. I’m not opposed to saliva and direct mouth to anus contact But there are so many benefits to using a dam This is strawberry flavored But with any dam your mouth is faeces free to explore other areas during and after analingus Sexually transmitted infections are so much less of a worry, and your partner feeling self-conscious about their butthole being a butthole? That’s all covered up! Win-win-win. Step 8: don’t literally eat ass. Unless your partner is into a poking feeling out of nowhere I recommend working your way to the anus from the buttocks, from the genitals, to the perineum inner thighs and up Kissing and touching with your hands, licking if you like. Spreading the cheeks and going straight in for asshole can feel quite jarring I personally associate it with the pelvic exam or a wedgie. You want to feel welcome there And the best way to do that is by approaching with care. Once you’re at the site think licking, gentle sucking, kissing and tickling. Even making contact and not moving at all can be incredibly arousing. The anus is densely packed with nerve endings as part of a Concentrated area of erogenous tissue, and it’s slightly taboo, So there’s a thrilling adventure and doing something pleasurable that society tells us not to. Step 9: Check in. Come up for air and ask your partner questions. More? Wetter? Deeper? You could ask them open-ended questions like how is it but getting a yes or no answer means you’re not caught up in conversation when they likely want your mouth getting back to business. Step 10: Enjoy yourself. Analingus is hopefully pleasurable for everyone involved. If you’re not into it, consider Sixty-nining so you’re getting oral sex too, or any new position for that matter. We’ve done videos demonstrating these positions. They’re linked below. It’s okay for you to stop at any time and it’s okay to let your partner know what you think about eating ass. ‘Turns out It’s not my thing.’ ‘I’m super turned on now and would like it if you went down on me.’ Step 11: Wash your mouth and face afterward. Soap, water, soap, water, mouthwash, brush your teeth, floss, mouthwash again, clean all the things. Step 12: then stay curious have the longer Conversation about what it was like, whether or not you want to do it again in the future and what could improve the experience. I’m confident that you and your partner will have some great solutions of your own on how to eat ass. Please subscribe, share and like to let others know you value Accessibility of quality sex education, and if you’re able you can fund our efforts as a sexplanaut at

100 thoughts on “How to Eat Ass”

  1. I just love you!!!! You just get a new subscriber!!! I wanted to know if I was doing it right all along after listening to you! Turns out I absolutely was!!! Please send me more vids!

  2. Dr. Doe, you are without a doubt the most incredibly deranged, demoralized and morally depraved ** I have ever seen! I hope you are not naive enough to think that because you are a doctor that you are not what you really are. This is amazing!

  3. If you eat ass you better pray to God that your partner doesn't have parasites otherwise your get their parasites example worms

  4. Her parents, especially her Dad must be so proud, showing and telling how to suck Dicks, lick ass, and the whys and wherefores of playing with your partner's excrement, I wonder if they watch all these videos and ask themselves, where did we go wrong??

  5. I can't believe people ask that. Just dive into it. I am open to everything but don't care for my ass getting touched but LOVE other people's.
    I never ever use toilet paper. I always wash myself all the way

  6. This is good advice for total strangers doing it to each other, but I do a much better job to my lady. She's super clean, so no blowing and half measures for me. I go in on her, tongue punching it, then a spit & suck thing, just going crazy while I rub her nipples with my fingers and rub my nose in her p*ssy–all simultaneously. She c*ms so hard each time, it's such a rush!

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