FULL SONG: The Perfect PokéRap | Unraveled BONUS


So Terry… This one’s for you. I want to be the best (best, best, best). Be the best (best, best) Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle. Caterpie, Butterfree, Wurmple. Scorbunny, Sobble, and Grookey. Lickitung and Lickilicky. Haxorus, Cofagrigus. Poliwrath, Mismagius. Fraxure, Crabrawler, Dewpider. Shellder, Cloyster, Haunter, Grimer. Golurk, Luxio. Swampert, Lilligant, Tynamo. Seismitoad, Politoed, Palipitoad, Seel. Parasect, Trevenant, Toxapex, Spheal. Mandibuzz, Scatterbug, Graveler, Pelipper. Elgyem, Pikipek, Clawitzer, Conkeldurr. Probopass, Scolipede, Delibird, Ursaring. Blaziken, Fennekin, Quilladin, Nidoking. SKRELP. Alakazam, Patrat. Woobat, Swoobat, Crobat. Golbat, Zubat. Poochyena, Carracosta. Teddiursa, Umbreon. Alomomola, Chikorita. Gothorita, Drudigon. Snorunt, Tyrunt, Charjabug. Ninjask, Yamask, Avalugg. Finneon, Drapion, Jolteon, Sylveon. Glaceon, Espeon, Jigglypuff. Igglybuff, Wigglytuff. Dhelmise, Servine, Rockruff. Porygon, Porygon Z.
Porygon2, Rimbombee. Skuntank, Klang, Klinklang. Miltank and Metang. Luxray. Pidgey, Hitmonlee. Skitty, Happiny. Mudbray. Lotad, Durant, Serperior. Gourgeist, Stoutland, Exeggutor. Abra, Seadra, Nidorina. Dewott, Chesnaught, Primarina. Omanyte, Dragonite, Charizard. Magnemite, Meditite, Dusknoir. Ivysaur, Venusaur, Minior, Garbodor. Ariados, Tyranitar. Glameow, Meowth, Exploud. Wobbuffet, Furret, Bellsprout. Starmie, Starly, Frogadier. Delcatty, Escavalier. Venonat, Poliwag, Hippopotas. Spinarak, Marowak, Jumpluff, Feebas. Foongus, Amoongus, and Pidgeotto. Weepinbell, Victreebel, Hakamo-o. Aurorus, Aromatisse, Medicham. Mamoswine, Slurpuff, Flabebe. Feraligatr, Eevee Sigilyph. Elekid, Anorith, Inkay. (Gotta catch ‘em all) Rowlet, Golett, Honedge,
Archen, Croconaw. (Gotta catch ‘em all) Sentret, Pignite,
Bergmite, Mantyke, Kakuna. Sudowoodo, Wishiwashi. Popplio, Abomasnow. Charmeleon, Darumaka. Hariyama, Sharpedo. Whiscash, Raticate, Sableye. Sandslash, Kricketune, Cutiefly. Beautifly, Togepi, Volcarona. Magnezone, Lunatone, Roggenrola. Samurott, Oshawott, Whimsicott, Kangaskhan. Larvitar, Pupitar, Omastar, Kecleon. Togekiss, Simisage, Nidoqueen, Cottonee. Forretress, Salamence, Jellicent, Bunnelby. Piloswine, Carnivine. Illumise and Remoraid. I think we are done with the triplet rap. So now let’s rap to educate. Alright. Here we go! Are ya ready friends, hey come on! Let’s learn a little something from the
Pokémon! There’s Persian and Mudsdale, Donphan and
Huntail. Sandygast, Nosepass, Frosslass, Lapras! I love to say the Pokémon, but here’s the
catch. Saying them all kinda seems Farfetch’d! Let me Axew a question? Want to help me out? It’s time to Throh in more names! Come on give me a shout! *perfect yell of 200 Pokémon.* Those Pokémon are Tentacool! *another perfect yell of 200 Pokémon.* And those Pokémon are trash! Combee my friend, I’ve got more to say. And if we Diglett-le deeper, we can learn
today! So why not get Comfey, Don’t be Krabby or
blue! Here are some lessons, and I Rotom for you. If you Muk around in class, you’ll be distraught! Don’t Bidoof-us, just study a lot! If you’re Slaking in school, you’ll drop
out sooner! And abstinence is key, or you’ll get a Mime
Jr. Swanna grab some candy for a sweet treat? Amaura-mazing snack is Pichu can eat! Bewear of Shiftry strangers who offer you
hugs. Don’t stick forks into Eelectrik plugs. Wear a Shelmet when you Rhydon bikes. Keep a well-stocked Bagon extra long hikes! Make sure to stay away from that Ferroseed. And that’s just one name people have for
weed! There’s Pansage, and Slowbro, Oddish, and
Bonsly. Tropius, Seedot, Nuzleaf, and Stunky! And Blissey, Loudred, Dewgong and Goodra. Bounsweet, Bayleef, Hypno, and Munna! You’ll be Drowzee if you Swellow that Tangrowth
smoke. Also Koffing and Weezing, hey, you might Machoke! So if someone says, “Hey, want some dank
Lombre?” Look ‘em Dedenne the eye, and say NO WAY! I tell you Natu do drugs, but if someone’s
smoking Treecko, does that make them a bad person? Definitely no! Don’t mean to carr-Yanma point in this verse
is that alienating drug users makes things worse! Don’t lock someone up if they take a Hitmonchan. And criminalizing addicts is a really bad
plan. Big pharma is the root of our country’s
problem with opiate addiction. Golem. Gastly, Horsea, Chansey, Burmy. Clefairy, Mankey, Klefki, Goomy. Hoo! Rapping’s hard, let me catch my breath. Might as well check how many we’ve got left! There’s less than 150 left. Can I really do this? I used to have this dream. Back when I was a child. I’d make the PokéRap listenable. And everybody called me reckless and wild. But I never gave up. I kept at it everyday. And with Pikachu beside me and my ‘dex to
guide me, I knew that there’d be a way. To ignore all of the naysayers. I’d need a thicker skin than Metapod. Wynaut leave my comfort zone, jump in
the Unown. Maybe someday everyone will applaud. It’s Absol-utely worth taking a risk. Plusle make a few friends as I try. Seaking how to be strong as I Raichu a song. Though I still don’t know where to put Mr.
Mime. But who cares if I couldn’t find a good
place to put Togedemaru, Pyukumuku, Mawile, Sceptile, Weavile, Sandile, Helioptile, Leafeon,
Gengar, Malamar, Marshtomp, Chatot, Simipour, Ferrothorn, Toxicroak, Minccino, Cinccino,
Azumarill, Tranquill, Excadrill, Marill, Beedrill. And Togetic, Basculin, Gigalith, Crabominable,
Kingdra, Ambipom, Gastrodon, Bastiodon, Hippowdon, Vivillon, Bisharp, Liepard, Dunsparce, Aipom,
Slakoth, Ralts, Dustox. I still found a way to put ‘em in there! No matter the Scizor the scope of the task. I don’t need a Magikarp-et ride. I’Machamp-ion, hero, there’s nothing to
Fearow. My true power comes from inside. And that brings us all of the way to the top. I’ve said every name I can say. I’ll let my body confess the names that
I can’t express. Yes it’s time for the DREAM BALLET! COME ON! But there’s one Pokemon, my own holy grail. That I gave Kevin Punt, I hope that bastard’s
in jail. ‘Cause of all Tangelas, Terry is the apex. And I gave him up for my ‘dex. When you love Terry terribly, and then Terry
is gone. What’s the point of having every other Pokemon? There’s a wound in my heart that I can’t
get rid of. How can I find joy without my tangly boy? Why catch them all if you can’t keep the
ones that you love? Terry! Oh Terry…

100 thoughts on “FULL SONG: The Perfect PokéRap | Unraveled BONUS”

  1. 3:41 – 4:30
    Was genuinely brilliant to hear, it has blessed my ears and only further proved my point that Brian David Gilbert is an all-loving god among men

  2. Listen to this on 1.5.but he beat is 1.25.if you listen to it at 2 you can’t even hear what he’s saying sometimes.also 1.75 is good

  3. This is good and all but
    He did some really cheap things in this
    -all the pokemon that crowed shouted
    -legendary, mythical…

  4. Well, when I clicked a perfect poke-rap. I wasn’t expecting someone who gave himself so much hype to just cope out like that with half the pokemon

  5. Brian:there’s a wound in my heart that I can’t get rid of🎵!!!

    Me at the same time: there’s a wound in my heart that I can’t get rid of🎵!!!

  6. O…M…G…
    Rap – educational song and then a musical-like song
    This song truly is the Bohemian Rhapsody of the Pokemon fandom.
    I was near tears when the transition to the musical-like/rock ballad-like part occured – it was so hecking beautiful.

  7. Some say even though he's no longer with us, he wants us to terry on our path to the perfect PokeRap 😔

  8. I love this!! But connecting Potheads with addicts is a bad idea. Literally all addicts but pot heads. Danger to everyone. Pot heads. Danger to cake.

  9. These Pokémon are Tenta-cool!

    Wartortle
    Blastoise
    Weedle
    Pidgeot
    Rattata
    Spearow
    Ekans
    Arbok
    Sandshrew
    Nidoran
    Nidorino
    Clefable
    Vulpix
    Ninetales
    Gloom
    Vileplume
    Paras
    Venomoth
    Dugtrio
    Psyduck
    Golduck
    Primeape
    Growlithe
    Arcanine
    Poliwhirl
    Kadabra
    Machop
    Tentacruel
    Geodude
    Ponyta
    Rapidash
    Slowpoke
    Magneton
    Doduo
    Dodrio
    Onix
    kingler
    Voltorb
    Electrode
    Exeggcute
    Cubone
    Rhyhorn
    Golden
    Staryu
    Scyther
    Jynx
    Electabuzz
    Magmar
    Pinsir
    Tauros
    Gyrados
    Ditto
    Vaporeon
    Flareon
    Kabuto
    Kabutops
    Aerodactyl
    Snorlax
    Dratini
    Dragonair
    Meganium
    Cyndaquil
    Quilava
    Typhlosion
    Totodile
    Hoothoot
    Noctowl
    Ledyba
    Ledian
    Chinchou
    Lanturn
    Cleffa
    Xatu
    Mareep
    Flaaffy
    Ampharos
    Bellossom
    Hoppip
    Skiploom
    Sunkern
    Sunflora
    Wooper
    Quagsire
    Murkrow
    Slowking
    Misdreavus
    Girafarig
    Pineco
    Gligar
    Steelix
    Snubbul
    Granbull
    Qwilfish
    Shuckle
    Heracross
    Sneaker
    Slugma
    Magcargo
    Swinub
    Corsola
    Octillery
    Mantine
    Skarmory
    Houndoor
    Houndoom
    Phanpy
    Stantler
    Smeargle
    Tyrogue
    Hitmontop
    Smoochum
    Magby
    Grovyle
    Torchic
    Combusken
    Mudkip
    Mightyena
    Zigzagoon
    Linoone
    Silcoon
    Cascoon
    Ludicolo
    Taillow
    Wingull
    Kirlia
    Gardevoir
    Surskit
    Masquerain
    Shroomish
    Breloom
    Vigoroth
    Nincada
    Shedinja
    Wismur
    Makuhita
    Azurill
    Aron
    Lairon
    Aggron
    Electrike
    Manectric
    Minun
    Volbeat
    Roselia
    Gulpin
    Swalot
    Carvanha
    Wailmer
    Wailord
    Numel
    Camerupt
    Torkoal
    Spoink
    Grumpig
    Spinda
    Trapinch
    Vibrava
    Flygon
    Cacnea
    Cacturne
    Swablu
    Altaria
    Zangoose
    Seviper
    Solrock
    Barboach
    Corphish
    Crawdaunt
    Baltoy
    Claydol
    Lileep
    Cradily
    Armaldo
    Milotic
    Castform
    Shuppet
    Banette
    Duskull
    Dusclops
    Chimecho
    Glalie
    Sealeo
    Walrein
    Clamperl
    Gorebyss
    Relicanth
    Luvdisc
    Shelgon
    Beldum
    Metagross
    Turtwig
    Grotle
    Torterra
    Chimchar
    Monferno
    Infernape
    Piplup
    Prinplup
    Empoleon

    my thumbs suffered for this

  10. Did he ever say Rowlet, Dartrix, Decidueye, Litten, Torracat, Inciniroar, Wartortle, Blastoise, Charmeleon, Lycanroc, Noivern, etc.?

  11. One of my cousins has a distinct memory of me pitching a fit as a kid cause he played further on my Leaf Green game than I wanted him to (the cave where you can't see anything is annoying). According to him and my sister I was making a fuss over nothing. I still think I was in the right.

  12. great song, but. my favorite pokemon was… sadly, mispronouced. it's DOO-waht, not DEEW-aht. but it's cool.

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