FINALLY MURDERING BALDI’S BASICS


Listen, turn the music off. This is serious. I haven’t beaten Baldi. I’m starting to think I physically can’t. If it doesn’t happen right now I’m- I’m just gonna… I don’t even know I’ll come up with something. I will punish myself somehow. I don’t know what to do. (Distorted) Baldi is the Dark Souls of indie horror games. I know what to do. Turn the mu- Turn the music off! Turn it off! I know what to do. I know where to go. I know how to beat the game. I just can’t make it happen. In case you haven’t figured it out yet, this game is intended to be a horror game Baldi: Great job! You’re doing (YuB joins) fantaaaasic! (YuB continutes) iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic Shut your freaking mouth talking to me. I already know your tricks Baldi. All praise the notebook. Almighty notebook we praise Today’s lesson: how to eat cheese Praise the cheese! Baldi is smacking his booty heheheh That’s crazy I don’t have a route. I think that the reason I don’t beat this game is I don’t have a route planned out through the school, I just kind of go. Okay-AHHHHHHH Hold on, look, see! Look what she was trying to do. Girl: Let’s playyy
Yub: NO That’s great! Let’s play again! Sometime soooooooooon… I want to play with someone! I will ruin all of your Baldi’s runs! Wow! Get over here to the long hall. Is it this? It’s-yes. This is it. Okay, we can get two notebooks and a door lock right here as long as we don’t get cornered Okay, where’s he at? Please tell me he’s gonna come from behind me. Ooh I’m so glad I stopped sprinting For real?! Tha- he goes exactly where I need to go. I think I’m dead. I think we lost Whoo! Oh! Oh boy! I lost. Just a look.
Principal: No running in the halls. Just kill me. Just kill me. Baldi and YuB: Oh, hi. I just murdered you in another timeline. So I need to be able to get this door lock. He’s gonna be in this hallway. Yeah, so I guess I’ll snipe him down the hallway real quick, grab the door lock and run for it. *Intense music* *Zap* EYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh… GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CANNNNN!!!!! Hehehaaaa WHOOOOAAAA, that was extremely clutch use of the freaking door lock! He’s going all the way around I can’t sprint because here’s the principal. We need to get to the cafeteria and get the items that are there YOU’RE FREAKING KIDDING ME!!! *Distorted sad music* The soda in my pocket, I didn’t think I needed to use it He sounded like he was further away than that All I had to do was turn around and right click. All I had to do was hit spacebar and right click. That’s it. And I would have won the game. I’m dead. SUPRISE MOTHER- Hey there. Oh hi Baldi! This sucks. The frick just happened, what the frick just happened there? Okay, I could have not waited any less time to do that, that was Please die in a freaking fire. Please. Do the world a favor!! He’s faster than me. He’s faster than me While I’m sprinting he’s faster than me. Guess I want to dip this way Okay, we’re doing this, huh? We’re doing this- could you take me to the exit He took me back here? He’s gonna take me right to Bal- right to him! Stop, please! No matter how much strategy you develop with this game You just get screwed. I just want to beat the gaaaaaaame! Screw you Baldi, I hate you!!! I HATE YOOOOOOOOOU, BALDI!!!!!! Haha. Sorry, so let me- let me stop you right there I hate to mix it up in the middle of video like this, but I rage quit that day and it’s the next day, and I have decided I am going to sit down right now and beat this game no matter what. I don’t care if I die in this chair of starvation, I’m beating the game right now I just found out that he’s updating the game to make it a little easier and I need to beat it before that happens or I will never live it down Hey, come on, let’s-let’s go together you and I. Hey. Take my hand. What are you doing? Take my hand, take it! (Finally, I was waiting for this.) Now it’s time for everybody’s f-Good one! You’re doing fan-Good one! You did great! Come here and get your prize! A shiny quarter! Now it’s time for everybody’s fav- I can’t believe it! You’re Good one! Congratulations! You found all seven notebooks! Now all you need to do is… GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!!! Please tell me, is this the last one? Is this the last exit? NO WAY, I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE THIRD EXIT, I DIDN’T KNOW THAT WAS THE LAST EXIT!!!! Oh my God, what a stupid endiiiing! And it quits out of the game, please tell me that’s recording, this is-that’s recording I can’t-I-I’ve invested so much time into this that I can’t even properly be excited. The sock puppet actually won that for me I think I would’ve been okay without it But I was trying not to look at that sock puppet. I looked at the sock puppet It warped me to the beginning. I had the blue soda. I popped him in the face with it and we won What is that? Go ahead. Hey, you know what, go ahead and make the game easier now, that’s fine with me. That’s totally fine with me. Anyways, love you guys. Hope you Baldi’s crew, the Baldi’s people are enjoying these videos Let me know. I heard there’s a mod called Baldi’s Brutal Basics, I guess we can take a look at that I barely beat the normal game. So probably not gonna go so bright. But anyways, I love you guys so so much Please hit all the little YouTube buttons down there at the bottom If you wanna see more from me. Also remember: you put your mind to it, you can do it. I know this is just a dumb game, but this is a perfect example I did not think I was able to beat this and I stayed positive. Well, mostly positive. I put my mind to it I put the work in and you can do it and just that is how everything in life works You have to put the work in. Hope you’re doing well. Love you. Mean it. God bless and as always: Have a bye five! What a butthole!

100 thoughts on “FINALLY MURDERING BALDI’S BASICS”

  1. Friend: Make me hate you
    Me: Ok
    Me: Lets plaaaaaaaaaaaay
    Friend: I hate you now

  2. 0:45 fantastiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- shut ur frickin mouth

    Edit: 1:23

    Peed myself

  3. you should be greatful for the broom guy cause at one point he tried to save you by sweeping away baldi

  4. PRAIS THE CHEESE!!!!! ๐Ÿง€ ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€

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  6. That look of utter concentration and sheer undiluted detesting on Yubโ€™s face directed towards Baldi and the others while he was playing tho! I had the impression that Yub wanted them all to burn in hell lol

  7. Him to Baldi:Imma beat this
    Me to Baldi: Note to self: Yeetus Yeetus Please commit self deleteus

  8. Don'tย have a clue why I'm writing this…
    You should stop reading now.
    Have you stopped reading?
    Anything would be
    Better than this comment
    To see, so stop reading now.
    Do you plan on reading something else now?

    Now read the first word of every sentence.

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  10. 0:57 All praise the notebook. Alrighty Notebook we praise. Today's lesson… how to eat cheese.. PRAISE THE CHEESE!!

  11. (CREEPY) ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ PLAYING BALDIS BASICS AT 3AM!!!! ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿคฎ GONE WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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