Father Teaching Toddler To Steal



all right you guys are gonna be paying attention to the bad dad right there in the black jacket yeah he's a bad dad he just sent his toddler inside without him yeah that's a bad dad right there now he already asked the guy in the silver car for some money so the guidance of the car he's gonna come around he's gonna give the guy a couple bucks they're gonna shake hands oh thank you sir hey sir I really needed this $2.00 sterling broke dick so he's gonna make his way inside he's gonna blow up his pants a little bit come on now while you're paying sagging so he's gonna come inside there's a little time too right there waiting for him and he's gonna make his way around the front of the counter right there he's gonna look at the counter you know you got to make sure that cashiers not paying attention to you now what did he just buy oh he just spotted an another customer in the store so he's gonna go down that aisle and he's gonna ask her for some money yo I'm broke dick and I really need some money can you give you some money and she's like well listen I only got big bills and I'm not gonna give you some big bills so I gotta wait until I cash out – give me any money so when I'm done cashing out how do you be some money so he say okay thank you ma'am so he's standing there he's moseying around he's a know what he's doing he's not in here to buy anything he's gonna look back maybe I should wait for her maybe I shouldn't so he's gonna go down the side and something gonna be like you know what I kind of want some sunglasses wait a minute not those sunglasses I want these sunglasses so he grabs a pair of sunglasses he goes over he was dad right here his dad pulls two Nets picks out of the nespa cooler then he's gonna look over the counter yep he's not paying attention now he sees the sunglasses he's like ah well you know I don't plan on paying for anything else I'm gonna look at the counter yeah he's still not paying attention so I guess we'll steal sunglasses too so he grabs the two nesquik he's gonna give him to his son right here make his son hold onto him make his son do the theft because you know he don't want to be the thief he's got to make his little five-year-old do it so he's gonna come to the counter right here he's gonna hide his son behind him and pretend like he's a regular customer so the plan is when the cashier is I'm paying attention he's gonna send his son out the door you know that's a good plan right there so he's just staying there like I said he's pretend to be a regular customer oh you know I'm just radio cuz we're just hanging here waiting in line waiting in line up looks like you guys here's not paying attention all right son it's time to get out here time scram hide the nest quick hold him down hold him down yet he's looking for counter yep we're good up even the sun's looking to counter he knows what he's doing is wrong but he was raised by wait for somebody to do daddy teeth go outside to do Lulu to do check out my son dudududu he's uncle to do lutulu training well back inside dudududu bypass you too little to do with the bathroom over there have to pee Lulu and Tulu yes I do daddy mr. clerk doo doo doo doo doo what that ring doo doo doo doo doo yet they stole do do do do do what a piece of crap time to pay dudududu for those two doo doo doo doo doo Charlie miss to do to do to do yourself so what the doodle doo doo that's a lie do do do do we don't still do do do do do yes you do that's not true doo doo doo doo doo where's the proof doo doo doo doo doo I'm no Mushu doodle doo I got look let me see you today is fine do do do do do do watch this ring doo doo doo doo doo here's the proof milk's not free to do look you do pay me now do do do do do do or you're screwed do do do do do do $4 1 2 3 need more Lulu Lulu that's too bad do-do-do-do-do-do get another buck I'm a doodoo doo doodoo doo this is for you let me explore well that stinks doodoo doodoo gotta go see you do do with my wife some cash why do you let me see dududududududu for that cash so he has his wife looking all over that car for that extra dollar so they can pay for those two Nesquik she had his son steal now I sped this up five times because this camera doesn't have audio so we don't know what they're saying here but I thought this was funny look at him he thinks it's so funny man oh man you think oh my son steal each other live but they don't even realize he stole a pair of sunglasses oh man so he's gonna go back outside check with his wife see what she's doing apparently she can't find a dollar so he tells her we'll just bring in the chocolate milk then because we don't have enough money to pay for that job of milk so he comes back up to the counter he brings up the chocolate milk and the cashier is nice enough to give him a dollar back then he mooched off of somebody else in the store anyways and he's gonna go back to being the piece of crap father that he is Shay gal if you know this thief let him know that he poses sixteen dollars for the pair of sunglasses he let his son steal also you might want to call Child Protective Services because this guy does not deserve to be a father you

20 thoughts on “Father Teaching Toddler To Steal”

  1. Here are the lyrics for the “Baby Shark” parody you guys loved so much. Easily my best work lyrically.

    Baby thief
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Stealing milk
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    And some shades
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Baby thief

    Daddy thief
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    I’m all good
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Waiting for some money
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Daddy thief

    Go outside
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Check on my son
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    He’s all good
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Trained him well

    Back inside
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Pull up my pants
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Where’s the bathroom
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Over there

    Have to pee
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    And go poo
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Yes I do
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Daddy thief

    Mr Clerk
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Watch that screen
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Yep they stole
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    What a piece of crap

    Time to pay
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    For those two
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Chocolate milks
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Your son stole

    What the heck
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    That’s a lie
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    We don’t steal
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Yes you do

    That’s not true
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Where’s the proof
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    I’m no mooch
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    I’ve got loot

    Let me see
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    That is fine
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Watch this screen
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Here’s the proof

    Milks not free
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Pay me now
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Or you’re screwed
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Four dollars

    One two three
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Need more loot
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    That’s too bad
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Get another buck

    I’m a douche
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    This is funny
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    You really want that money
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Let me check the floor

    Well that stinks
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Gotta go see
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    If my wifey
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Has some cash

    Wifey thief
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Let me see
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    Check the front seat
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo
    For that cash

  2. So we see how the 13% train their keeds. They proudly pass on the criminality that is a way of life for them. No wonder others prosper and the 13% must watch angrily from the sidelines.

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