Ellen’s Favorite Moments with Noah Ritter


– Apparently
earlier this year I apparently had
a little boy on this show named Noah Ritter,
apparently. After his interview with
a local news station went viral, I knew that
I had to meet him. Noah loves dinosaurs,
he loves his grandpa, he loves my production
assistant, Robby. Most of all he loves saying
whatever pops into his head. – Apparently I’ve never
been on live television before, but apparently sometimes
I don’t watch this– I don’t watch the news,
because I’m a kid. And apparently every time– Apparently grandpa
just gives me the remote after he watched
the Powerball. [cheers and applause] This is my first time
on a talk show. – What is it, Noah? – My first time
on a talk show. – Oh, man. Welcome.
[cheers and applause] [laughter] You’re waving
to your grandpa? – Yep.
– Yep. Your grandpa’s in the audience.
Hi, grandpa. So you’re in kindergarten. What are you learning
in kindergarten? – I think– I think they’re holding me
I don’t know how many hours. Probably, like, 11 hours. I don’t know, it’s like I was
in prison for ten days. [laughter and applause] – So you’re enjoying it? – Yeah, five days. That’s a week. – Yeah, so– – Ten days, year. – Yeah. Hey, I have a question
about dinosaurs. I heard you like dinosaurs
a lot, right? – Yeah, I do.
– Okay. – What if I told you we had
a dinosaur here today? It’s a friendly dinosaur too. I think you’re gonna
like it. Look. – Wow! I’m pretty sure that’s
a guy in a costume. [laughter and cheering] – Who’s coming here now? – He’s a triceratops.
– Yeah. Now tell me,
you know if this is a predator or a herbivore. – A plant-eater.
– He’s a plant-eater. – Yeah, I’ve seen a lot
of dinosaur movies in my day. – Oh, have you? Look at this guy’s eye. Come down here, look. – [snorts]
– Oh, my God! – Oh, no.
– He just sneezed on me! He just sneezed on me! – Whoo-hoo! – You gonna ride with me?
– I’m gonna ride with you. – Here we go.
– Whoo! – Hate L.A. pizza? – Welcome back to California. Do you like California? – Uh, no. No, I do not. I do not like the hotel– I do not like
the hotel– the hotel TVs. They’re terrible.
They don’t have any cartoons. I mean, I’m like,
big fail. [laughter] I met Robby
because he came over and he’s one of the cameramen except he’s not holding
a camera at all. – Okay.
– All right, here we go! [upbeat Hawaiian music] – Wait, Ellen, can I say
hi to my grandpa–grandma? – Yeah. – Hello, grandma,
and thank you for watching me
on the “Ellen” show, and plus if you want to see a YouTube video made by me and my grandfather, go to ww–youtube.com slash–greatest fails
of all time, until when–
until when– and make sure to leave a like
and subscribe to my channel. [laughter and applause]

100 thoughts on “Ellen’s Favorite Moments with Noah Ritter”

  1. Drive with two hands that’s the best option you have a child in the golf cart

    Kid is laying down the law 😂

  2. Yes, Barry Obama's real father is Frank Marshall Davis, CPUSA 47544. The Kenya story is a faiy tale, not true. Who invented the lie-awatha about Barry's real daddy? His grandfather, aka, his mom's dad, after the granddad found out that his daughter was impregnated by a black Communist USSR lover. They started by giving young Barry the name of the fake dad. But Barry still wanted to be with his real father, Frank Davis the Communist, so the fraudulent "mentor" hustle was invented to disguise Frank's parenting as just being a "mentor."

  3. this boy is very funny. but does he resemble the Donald j trump speak. i mean the voice. this is the way trump used talk when he was a child. but the boy is great. made my day

  4. Noah grandpa spends a lot of time with him.
    I hope he's around to reach Noah about life for a long time❤❤

  5. didi pain…..😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿👯👯👯💆💆💆💆💆💆💆💆💆

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