There was an empire in ancient times called Magadha Those who are here from ancient times, they definitely know I mean those who have read history they will know Pride of India Where, Chandragupta Maurya, Emperor Ashoka, Chanakya, Lord Buddha, Lord Mahavir such people lived Today it is called Bihar where politician Lalu yadav lives with his two sons, Tej Pratap and Tejaswi Yadav. yes, jeetan ram manjhi is also staying here
(another politician) Meesa bharti is also here and Rabri devi our favorite politician is always here. These are here from the beginning There is nothing to laugh at because those who settleed are living there The rest of the Bihari guys went out for job. they are lucky because they get employment in their home state So they are staying there happily They are doing services for Bihar So at one time the University of Nalanda was famous in all over the world and children from all over the world used to come in Bihar for knowledge And Bihar gave knowledge to the world Today Bihar is giving only first class toppers Better from one another whom Blood gets cold by seeing media Run very fast after seeing them these guys explains that political science Whom they speaks as “prodical science” also is all about how to cook in the kitchen like How to roast brinjal on low flame and If the flame gets brighter then remove it quickly and this is also a matter of giving knowledge to the world whether you take it or not this is really awesome Lord Buddha also got his divine knowledge by coming to Bihar Now these days Because of our first class toppers, People ask me what knowledge did buddha get here ! Parents is so scared..
if they find their child with the book in hand they take it back leave the book.. leave it .want to be a next topper.. Want to call the media , police in home common go outside..go play a game..go this is the condition Because of them, the actual toppers
are also facing some disgraceful comments Whose intellect, whose hard work is considered sharpest not only by Bihar but also by whole Nation I would like to request a huge round of applause for them Who become IAS,IPS,officers,bank PO,engineers,doctors.. Those bihari guys who pass each test honestly I would like to have a huge round of applause from all of you so, lets come again on fake toppers I think,
their parents were initially in the circus who’se parents are experts like spider-man in climbing to second,third or fourth floor without stairs to give answer sheet to their childrens in exams. their teachers are also great scholars and talented type. amazing and
different talents are filled in them by the grace of God..you cant imagine They mark their attendance without going to school Without seeing the copy inside they given marks only by reading the name of students read the name : manohar..ok 20 marks ramesh.. 30.. rakesh ..40.. not more than 40 to anyone general marking for every one..superb style. and if they are younger in age then they dont take too much time to covert the temple of education in to a romantic national park.. very talented u cant imagine There was a time when Chanakya
Described diplomacy and politics, and established maurya dynasty now forget about diplomacy and politics..this is very far from them.. leave it permanently just ask them who is the governor of bihar? they will reply “manoj tiwari” (a famous singer) ask them primary tables of 2 or 6..they sweat through thier shirt full spelling mistakes in Sunday Monday only they know sunday is a holiday these things is going on but not every teacher is like this.. actually what happened in bihar let me tell you Bihar has given much attention to education now Means too much attention has been given Education Minister himself has sat on syllabus All those people are sitting on the roof of the university with their entire committee Too much vacancy for teachers The result of this is 2 people have become teachers from every house someone is teching here..someone is teching there..but no one is reading..everyone is just busy in teching And that is
Chef teacher Here cooking food for students, potatoes are also peeling and there teaching is aslo continue..because of new rule Now the food is cooked in the school for students..thats why they doing like this ayee mantoo !! Collect all the papers of all the boys..I’ll put salt in the khichadi.. Where is ghee ? Not even papad is avilable !! I did not get the commission anywaz..no problem .. just complain should not happen so,There are some people who just do this work for Salary but ,There are some people who have real passion those,Who really want to teach they wake up early in the morning and take bath with the holy water ganga jal,and starts doing worship and pray of Goddess saraswati with Sandal and aarti before going to school I have to win the heart of the people with my work and For which I have came to earth,I have to do it well come up with this thought to school that they will teach the children but when they arrived in school they will teach by administration .. there is a survey has come from Government of India that how many trees are here in our area.you have to count that,please go n starts. Now he is counting the trees after counting trees they became know now there is mass conting.. now..How many people are taking oxygen from those trees, it is also important to count ..isn’t it..so go now they Come after counting the mass Now the election has come, You have to do election duty and you better know the situation..Elections do not happen without them They also did this in the sun or in the rain so that After this we will teach.. Now they given polio drops to pour every kids in area go every where n pour..go Now a single man..and entire responsibilities is putted on his shoulder, when this helpless guy will teach ? he is a teacher or a marvel super hero !! eco friendly teacher !! adjustable in all kind of jobs excluding teaching even Students have also changed and The government has passed the rule that You do not have to beat them..no touch Looking at you..
Your studies have been completed by taking a lot of beatings.. Your face is finding that you have been beaten up,during the whole study That was the past time,now the government said no ..don’t beat them and don’t fail them but in our time..truly teachers Used to beat us a lot.They used to beat as much as they could start cultivating on our back. i still remember the names of many teachers just because they beaten up so hard but What lessons was taught by him.. is still a mystery for me Just remember the name because they have beaten us. but these days u can not touch him and what is the best part for the students today is subject books they have or not it’s not an issues for them but the android mobile is compulsory in their hands whether they know trigonometry or not but they know what to do in tinder . Small kids operating Tinder for dating now you tell me, a teacher who can not beat,cant scold n even cant fail any student how they teach Indian students should he learn some black magic to teach.. spell chant Go..
You got all the knowledge You too could sit under the tree like God Buddha ..You will also get knowledge..go what i believe bihari guys are so hard working and laborious..and this is known by everyone but due to some people sometimes the atmosphere gets little against of us we all should take care of this this is not only the responsibility of teachers ,students & goverment but also it should be start from our own home what kind of topper we want our child to be those who earns respect for the nation or like those who teaches us how to roast brinjal in prodical science how to cook on low flame and how to cook on high flame thank you please subscribe my comedy channel. and please like comment and share.
You doing awesome bro 🤗💖
And i m also a bihari
are babua tum to dhaga hi khol diya re…. bihari bnde jaise bhi chache pdhayi main kam honge beshak pr bhai sahab in bndo ki trah kam krne ke liye bhut himat chahiye. . bhai bhut shi video bnate ap😊😊🤗
Sir ji
Call center pr comdy video banaye please
Behen chod
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1 headphone me jyada sound aa raha tha kya ?
True , not for only Bihar for India also
Bihar state me job hi nhi hai bro
Sir, You are Awesome🖤
Watched your mard ko drad hota hai and landed here
Black suit u
Yes bro right
Ek pagal ko dhekh sara bihar ko pagal nahi kah sakte ho bhai
I think the laughs are fake ,indeed his voice quality is good but I did not find it that funny that people are clapping and laughing loudly
Too good sirji!!!!
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂 nice ba ho 👋👋
5:32 per ka oxygen kitna log le raha hai wo gin na parega na😅🤣
आप लोगों को बिहारियों पर कमेंट करने से पहले अपने आप में और हम बिहारियों से तुलना कर लेनी चाहिए कि आप लोग कहाँ हैं और हम बिहारी कहाँ है। अपवाद किसी को नहीं छोड़ता।
I just love the material and the style of delivery simply entertaining and hilarious! 👏🏻🤣👏🏻
Or uske saath Nitish Kumar or Giriraj Singh bhi yahi rahte hai bhai ye tu batana bhul Gaya,
NOW NOWWW I realized they play recorded Laughter ..Haha
🙏🙏Jay Bihar🙏🙏
Hello ,Bihar ki buraai karty ja rahy ho khud ko dekho khud Bihari language bol rahy ho ……ary yaar Bihari ko respect karo kyu ki bihari ka MATLAB aapko pata nahi…. bihar ke ak ak word SE hamaary country ka naam banta hai…..B-Bharat,i-india,h-hindustan,A-aarywart,R-Riwa
Hey joker meet me.funny men.
Yaar bhai aap..kabi bhi abusive language mat karna comedy mein….Aap waise hi acchi comedy k liye famous ho. …..I pray for your best wishes. …
Aap kaha se ho our kis country se belong karte hai
Bilkul sahi shiksha vyavstha isi vajah se kharab ho rahi hai
Ek din ayega jb bihar sbse achha state bnega ,,,,,bs log jaat pat se upar aaye or siksha pe dhyan de
GGGzzzzzbbbbb…….
This is the reality of education system of bihar
Hum bihari hain bhaiyaji… Lekin bholebaba ki kripa se top nahi kiye hain…
Bina gaali ke achhi bahasa me sabse achhi comedy….
Aur baat rhi Waise faltu teacher ki to Wo teacher kandha pr gun rakhkar to Wo khud teacher nhi bne the.. Blki government Apni vote bank ki policy ke tahat bahal kiya tha
Bhai khana banane ke liye khana banane wali rahti h log
Government teacher ka yhi haal he😂😂
A very nice video
Bihar me bihar hai…
Toppers hi faraar hai….😄😄😄😄……..
Proud to be Bihari…
I Love My Bihar….😘😘😘😘
Don't make comedy video on the name of Bihar if you want to make video than make by his/her name because everybody is not real culprit ..I think you got my point
Hehehe tinde tinde se bachche☺️
I am from bihar😀
Shame on u that inspite of being a bihari yourself , u are making fun on them because of only a few person to earn your business
I am bihari… Mujhe garv hai apne bihar pe…
भाई अपना बिहार का बेज़्ज़ती कुछ जादा हो गया
Patna aaiye yaha pe stand up ka hawa lgega tab maza ayega!
Nitish kumar Bihar me teacher ka post hi khatam ker diya,sirf contractual teacher hi yaha appoint hote hai.
सबसे गरीब राज्य – बिहार मादरजात
Up Best Mp Best.
By The way Comedy Real Thi Aur Mst thi yaar ……Love U mere Bhai
बिहार की बदनामी की सबसे बड़ी वजह लालू और उसके खानदान है । इसमे कही कोई दोराय नही है ।
Bihari are very hard working and talented but it's not used properly because of its papulation . Unfortunately UP and Bihar has higest fertility rate among all other Indian states , this needs to be controlled to regain it's ancient respect …
I'm from Bihar.
Nice 👍👍
I really liked it sir…!!
I am from Bangalore… My husband is from Patna…and i love bihar 🙂
Loved ur way of presentation.. Love from Nepal.. Also loved ur act wife sang kerela trip.. 😂😂
For your kind info bhai bihar k toppers ko news mai dikhaya gya tb yesb samne aaya..i hve just one question ki aisa news aur koi state ka kyu ni aaya??? Dnt blame bihari apprx sabhi jgh education ka yahi haal h..agr aisa hota ki bihar mai hi srf education bekar h tb kyu other state education mai bihari se piche h??? Need answers
As for example aap dkh lo bihari sb youtube pr faltu time ni waste krte ye sb video bna kr….ab isi se guess kr lo faltu time aap sb paas kitna h jo yesb video bnakr khud ko educated smjh rhe ho
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Ye bilkul real bat h sir ,aapne jo v kha wo sb sach h ,mai v bihar se hu ,I m a teacher , thank u very much for lovely comedy 👌👌👌👌👌👌
Nice Bro….😅😘🙏
Corruption to har jagah h par sikcha ke mamle me Bihar top par h.mein mp me roj collage ja kar notes baye alag 2 book padhi or kadi mehnat karke b 1st rank nahi LA pai art me.
But meri mameei bahane jinhone me sirf college exam time me dekha or 1 se 2 ghante ki padhai me WO first aai h or schooler ship v le rahi h.samjh nahi aya kaise hua
I become ur fan priyesh sir😊
8-10 logo k karan pure bihar ko badnaam kar rahy ho tum
Thora gk padha karo
Chankya ne jo book likhi thi chalo uska ka naam hi bta do
Bina google kiye
Aur v states k upr study kro pta chal jayega ki kon sa state kitne pani m h
Up ki samuhik chori dekhi h kavi apne .? News m v aya tha
Rahi baat election duty ki toh wo E.C ka kam h jo teachrs se karwai jati h
Kam se kam thori bahoot research kar liya karo bhai
Comedy karte ho achi baat h lkin thora kady m kiya karo bhai sahab
Y faltu h…Bihar k bare bs itna ghatiya soch skte ho ek do galti se Bihar bura nhi h logo ka soch bura h
Bihari guy in bihari accent talking about Bihar, great😁😀
Tinde Tinde se bachche tinder p ja rhe hai😂😂
Neat and clean comedy
Nice
the best thing is he do not use slang for making us laugh….
Luv ur comedy
U r doing a good job …… This is true talent
I m also a teacher n I'm also facing the same …..
Thinking to join classes for KALA JAADU🤣🤣
I have my Frnd who is really hard working and genius in maths but since from bihar does not get appreciated
Superb 😄
Abe jinhe bolna ni aata unhee knowledge ni hota Kay, abe tu etna talented hai to Bihari k sath Me baith k written exam de
To good bahar ke lala.
The audio quality is very poor. The laughter is very loud but the artist's voice is quite inaudible.
very nice thoughts
I'm bihari….😀
Ye aachi baat nhi
bhauji no. M aap hi the n
Max IAs & IPS bihari Hota hai pahle Dekh Hmara History…
बिहारी से पाला नहीं पड़ा है तुम्हारा
Nitish Kumar bol rahe 1 Buhari 100 pe bhari….😁😁😁 isi liye bihar Buhari oke boj tale dab ke mar rsha he
m bihari and I challenge that no one can win against me in political debate.
t & c apply…
Aapko koi right nahi hai bihar ka majak udaney ka
Aap kha se ho
Such valid points raised in his style..
Great show…kp up d good work..
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Superb 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kya baat hai yaar bhai WAh
Polio drop hee hee lovely
bahut acche 🙂
ladkiyo ki shicha per bhi dhyan de tab bihar age badega ladke ladkiyo me bhed jab tak rahega age nahi bad sakte
Hadd hai benco 1% logon ke karan 99% logon ko badnaam kr rahe hain
This is tha fact of bihar…