♪ First day of school, nya nya nya nya nya… ♪ Whoa! What class is this? Baldi: Oh, hi! Orange: Whoa, who the heck are you? Baldi: Welcome to Baldi’s Basics! Orange: YO WHAT’CHU TALKIN’ BOUT!? Baldi: What? Orange: You’re making fun of my lack of hair AND calling me basic!? Ooh, you gonna get it! Baldi: No, no, no, no. MY name is Baldi. And this class is called Baldi’s Basics. Orange: Oh, okay. I’ll let it go this time, but only because we have the same hairstyle. (laughs) Baldi: (grunts) Orange: Oh, come on that was HAIR-larious! (laughs) Baldi: (grunts) Okay, that’s enough. Orange: Hey, Professor Baldi guy! Baldi: Just Baldi is fine! Orange: Hey! Hey, Baldi Bean Butt! Baldi: COLDER! Definitely colder! Orange: Hey, BaldI Bartle Farts McDougle Booty! Baldi: HOLY MOLEY! What is wrong with you?! Orange: You’re so bald, I bet if you took a shower, you’d get brainwashed! (laughs) Baldi: Haha, very funny. Orange: You look like Vin Diesal and Mr. Clean had a baby. (laughs) Baldi: Okay, that’s not nice, Orange! Orange: I’m just saying, you really know your bald when you use toothpaste and shampoo. (laughs) Baldi: THAT’S ENOUGH! Orange: Ugh! Baldi: Orange, this is MY classroom, and you will listen to ME! Orange: Okay, fine. Baldi: Now it’s time for everybody’s favorite subject! Orange: Pantsless Karaoke? Baldi: No! Orange: Cooking with bowling balls? Baldi: THOSE are NOT school subjects! Orange: Polar bear pillow fighting! Baldi: NO!!! Math! Everyone’s favorite subject is MATH! Orange: Said no one ever. (laughs) Baldi: Now, I’m gonna give you 3 questions! Orange: Can they be questions about kazoos? I’m REALLY good at questions about kazoos. Baldi: UGHHH!!! Now, the questions will be on this handy-dandy Think Pad! Here you go! Orange: Cool! It looks like Big Bird crapped on a speak n’ spell! (laughs) Baldi: (groans) Now, problem 1. 7 + 9=Orange: WHAAAAT? 7 and 9 can’t be in a math problem together! Baldi: What? Why not? Orange: Because 7 8 9! (laughs) Baldi: GRRRRR!!! Orange: Hmmm… carry the 5… move the decimal over 3 places… divide by a hamster ball… Baldi: Grrr! Did you just say, “divide by a hamster ball?” Orange: Yeah! That’s the step that comes before multiplying it by Justin Bieber’s nipple, right? (laughs) Baldi: (groans) Okay! If you’re having trouble with the problem, think of it this way! If you had 7 kazoos, and I gave you 9 more kazoos, how many kazoos would you have? Orange: Honestly, I still wouldn’t have enough kazoos. Baldi: (stutters) No! Orange: I’d probably have to steal Pear’s credit card and buy at least a bajillion more from Kazoos R’ Us. Baldi: This isn’t a philosophical question about how many kazoos are enough to make you happy! Orange: Of course, if you gave me 9 kazoos that were magic kazoos that had wish-granting genies inside of them, that’d be a different story all-together. Baldi: Orange, you’re getting off-track and- Orange: Cuz then I’d wish for a kazoo cloning machine! Then I’d never run out of kazoos, like, ever! Baldi: ORANGE! 7+9! Orange: Sheesh, okay! 16! The answer is 16! Baldi: Fantastic! You’re doing great! Orange: Hey-hey! Thanks! Now, back to the kazoos! Baldi: PROBLEM 2!!!! 5-3=Orange: (groans) I’m bored of math! Does this thing play Fortnite? Baldi: NO! Orange: Hey, why hasn’t anybody made a game called Fartnite? Now that would be a real GAS! (farts and laughs) Baldi: Orange!!! Orange: Okay, okay. 2! As in you can’t have toot without two! (farts and laughs again) Baldi: Good job! You did great! Orange: Thanks! I’m pretty skilled at farting! (farts for the 3rd time) Baldi: THAT’S ENOUGH FARTING! (Orange laughs) Now, Orange, it’s time for problem 3! Orange: Pollen tree? Baldi: Problem 3! Orange: Goblin knee? Baldi: PROBLEM 3! Baldi: You gotta pee? Gross, dude! TMI! (laughs) Baldi: AHHH!! I’ve HAD IT with you!!! HERE’S YOUR PROBLEM 3!! *̧͕͎̗̞̩̫̙̠͔̠̾̅̉̅̀͜͟ͅ@̷̢͉͉̱̳͚̘̳̬̥̭̭̠̤͕̜̤ͭ̓̓̒̄͗ͦ̃ͭ̃̇̈̔͛̇̒̈́͞#̱̺̮͈̗͈̻ͨ̎̓̊̓ͬͬ͒͗ͫ͑̇̎̑̈́̅ͮ̚͘͘͠&̵̛̳̘̪͙͉̲͇̭̪̰̳̻̋̄ͨ̉̆̀ͤ̅͋ͬ͌̽̋̓͘͞͡*̨̟̭̻̯̮̻͙ͯ̐́ͨ͑́̅̌̉̉̀͗ͥ̍̃̓ͪ͌͘@͖͍̺͙̦͙̼̙͓̤͉̤̳̍ͩ̈́ͣ̋͐ͤ̆ͬ̀̈̀̐͟͡ͅͅ&̶̝͍̙͚̮̳̝̰̟̞͕̤̾̅̀ͣ̿̑͌̓̕͡ͅͅ^̷̡̛͚̺̬̝͍͔͙͓͔̭̝͍̄̓͋̔̒!̨̛̯̰̣̣͚͉̥͍͕ͤ̿̄̈́̃̋ͮͩ̍ͨ̋͊͋͋̽̀̈́͢#̺̼̳̗̳̻͙̝̱̝̲̯̰̗̻̤͂̑͛̂ͧ̉̓͊̄̆ͧ̀͢*̷̧͔̙̰͇̻̪̜̿̿̓̓̌̏ͮ̌̓͐̂̔́&̸̸̘̰̰̣͎̖̥͖͚̙̤̤͇̊ͩ͒͗̒ͭ̏͐͒̄ͫͥ̌͂̃̐̒͊̕ͅ!̷̧̬̖͔͈̲͇͊͂͒́̅̋̀̓͟͟#̢̪̖̺̖̘̽ͦ͐͟͞͠ͅͅ?̨̜̞̟̰̇̐͗ͪ̎ͧ̒̇̌̓͐͊͊̃̑͋ͥ̄͘͠&̢̥̱͇̤̝̱͙͓̤̦̘̳̓ͥ̃͋̊̈́̐̽̀ͅͅ*̙̮̬̩͉̯̺̙̘͙̤̪̬͕̽̓ͭ́͌͑̓͋̉ͨ̆͂̀̀͜͜͡$̨̧̹͇͓̯̯͍̺͔̙͖̞̭͍͛͒ͫͫ͋̓̅͑̅͌͒͛̀́!̧̧̏ͣ͋͛͊͌͒ͪ̎̔ͬ̽̆ͥ͡͏̖̫̞̼̯̘̻̙̘̘̳̻͇̟̖͕*̨̜͎͓̬͎̤̞͍͍͇̙̗̤̿͒̅ͭ̋ͩ̉ͤ̊ͥ̓̕͢͢͝(̄͌̀͌ͨ͗̾ͦͥ̀͞҉̟͇͍͈̮̙͚̭͕̼̖͙̭̤̳̻̲̬̝͜%̵̴̴̝͎͕͇̺̲͇ͥͬͯ̉̓̄̐̿̍ͥ̋͋̆̉ͤ̇ͣ͆$̶̷̼̙͍̻̘̬͎̲̽ͩͩ̍̒ͦ͋ͦͦ̃͛͋̌ͫ̂̓̽̑͘*̴̞̥̦̣̮͉̗̤̘̯͔̯̳̗͚͔͙̰ͭ̋ͤ̋̌̍ͦ̊̈ͯ̂́&̴̸͈͔̟̙̣̺̱̤͈͍̲̟̮̣̽̆ͯ̔ͩ̐̋̑̍͒̿ͫͦ̈́̃͊͘͠ͅ@̴̛͖̜̣̪̥̣̮̤̹̞͎̓́ͧ̃́̋ͪͭ͋̂́̾̋́́͜ Orange: Emm… I think your boring machine is broken. Baldi: Oh, it’s not broken. YOU have to answer it! Just like that! And remember, I get angrier every problem you get wrong! Orange: WORK, YOU STUPID MACHINE!!! MAKE MORE SENSE!!! Baldi: Hey! STOP THAT! Orange: Nah, I’m gonna keep doing it. AHHHHHHH! Baldi: HEY! Orange: PLAY FORTNITE, YOU BIG BIRD TURD! Baldi: GRRR!! Gimme that! Orange: Hey! I was breaking that! Baldi: I am DONE teaching math!! Now it’s time to teach you a NEW lesson! YOU! You are the most IRRITATING pile of pulp EVER!!! If being annoying was an olympic sport, you’d win! Orange: First Prize? Baldi: Yes! You’d win first prize! Now, time for that lesson! Orange: No! First Prize! Baldi: What? 1st Prize: I see you! Baldi: AHHHH!!!!! 1st Prize: Will you marry me? Orange: Whoa! Baldi sure is a PUSHOVER! (laughs) Ohh… Playtime: Let’s play! Orange: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Playtime: Heeheehee! Orange: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow I thought Baldi was invincible
Thx for helping us orange hes gone!!!
Nye~ laghes
ME AT SCHOOL
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:baldi: Time for everyone's favorite subject! Ma-
:Orange: pAnTLeSs kArAoKe?! π
Wow baldi you have a push over
I love the part when you dead you gota pee funny
No come on that was harlarious hahahaha
EXTRA TOE
Pooping orange
7 ate 9?
Gave my friend anxiety…..
I think you will win orange
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First comment
Baldi Butts
How to destroy Baldi
Annoy him a bunch like orange did
Orange:wow what class is this?
Me:evil class…
3:50 did he say farty or funny XDDD
Edit: 3:45
baldi
and playtime and firstprize
I can't stop laughing that orange said booty hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
4:03
I like this video
annoying orange needs to stop being a bully and hop into the fortnite blender
No One likes math They like Fortnite
Orange:Hey!Hey Baldi Bean Butt!
Baldi:Colder!Definitely colder!
Orange:Hey,Baldi Bartle Farts McDougle Booty!
Wow I thought baldi was a butt duck hahahahhahaha
Me trying to find r/youngpeopleonyoutube
Ten seconds later: "Got to sweep, sweep, sweep!"
So funny π π π π π π ππππ
0:49 hey baldi farts
McDonnell body
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I love annoying Orange β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈππππ
Do annoying orange vs hello neighbor
me and my teacher
Opposite of madder he gets wrong is βBaldi gets happier every problem Orange gets correctβ
So funny!!π
Orange can fart up
3:26
i like math so some said it me
Annoying Orange: Yo whatch you talkin bout: 0:12
I thought baldi was going to hit him with his ruler because he got annoyed by Orange and he also got angry.
Iβm only watching this cause my brother is forcing me
Do orange vs sonic
Hi I love you hope l have a shawdt
I would like to see annoying orange vs playtime to see what she does
First prize reminds me of granny because he said I see you does it remind any one else of granny like then
Orange Never Learns To Party With Baldi. Orange Like Class Detox to night game house. Orange Nothing Want Basics
Baldi was nice at first but then he got mad when orange was being annoying
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AO:play fornite you you big fat Ted π
AAAAAAAAAAH baldy headπ¨π¨π¨π¨π¨
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But first prize phases through baldi
Oranges jokes are super funny
Love you
7+9= 16
hey wachu talking about
Hi
Ha ha ha ha ha ha?
3:26
It's science baldi
It play roblox
HAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!'!!!!!!!πππππππππππ½π½ππ©π©π©πππππππ DIVIDE BY A HAMSTER BALL
Annoying poop allrt
Orange bing back ask orange
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Sut duck tretul
Baldi was checking Orange
This was a great video!!!!!!!
I couldn't Breathe for 15 whole seconds
Im from turkish XDD
Aaa, I'm bored of math! Dose this thing play F Γ Ε Θ Ε Δͺ Θ Δ
Marshmallow's gender is male
Baldi bean butt,classic!!πππ
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when 3rd grader enter classroom
Both funny
Only 1 jumpscare
OMG annoying orange is a vampire
Baldiπ‘ is funny with orange π
He looks like bendy
orange I think baldi is so bald that win people touch his head he turns into a dancing hippo
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Youβll have 16 kazoos
OMG this is hilarious
At 0:50 BALDI: HOLLY MOLLY WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
A toe
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THATβS ENOUGH FARTING!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago this video was made, nice that
your killing me
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah
Baldi vs Annoying Orange
Dang Baldi Needs To "Coal" Down XD Get It sign the last guest
3:26
Baldi: time for problem 3.
Orange: pollen tree?
Baldi: problem 3!
Orange: goblin knee?
Baldi: PROBLEM 3!!!!!!!!
Orange: you gotta pee? Gross dude TMI! (Laughs)
Its 2 in 5-3=