【東方ASMR】 English「Patchouli Knowledge Roleplay」(Magical Relaxation Treatment)


Even this one is not working properly… How’s that possible? I’ve followed the book step by step… Hm?…Who’s there? Oh no, it’s you. Listen, I don’t have time for you, just leave me alone, please. I’m taking care of something important right now. Master! Why is he here? Should I personally take care of him? No, Koakuma, it’s not necessary. He’s leaving. …Oh. Doesn’t seem like that. Why are you still here, human? You’re a servant now, don’t you have anything better to do? …Did she? That’s weird. See? Not even Sakuya wants to have you around, even though you could be an extra pair of hands for her. ( Well, why don’t you go play with Meiling? Something tells me that she might have some spare time as well. Hm? Apologize for what? …WHAT?! That was your fault?! Don’t you even dare pronounce that name again. She stole four of the books I was studying! I thought that gatekeeper was the only useless one here, but it turns out you are just as useless. Go somewhere else, I’m busy. What about these ones? Maybe we could find a solution to our problem. One of these books is all about fire manipulation, so it should work. Huh? Oh, right! I almost forgot. You can give it to me. Good job. May I ask for a reward? ! I told you to stop asking for rewards, please… it makes me feel uncomfortable. And don’t look at me like that, I… !!! HUMAN. Still here?! Huh… I must go! What is your problem now? Alright, you can stay. It seems like you’re not going anywhere in any case. You can sit next to me, but don’t touch anything. Hey. Not so close. Come on, step back. A bit more… A bit more… Perfect. No… No, I’m perfectly fine. I think I may be allergic to humans. Yes, I guess I noticed it the day when I got to know that black and white so-called “magician.” Don’t worry about it. Oh, my… This is not going to work at all… My head is about to explode. No, it’s just that I’ve been working on the same thing for too long and I’m starting to lose focus. Hm? What is it? This? Ah. What is an ASMR? …Never heard of that. Is that something from the outside world? Huh. Hm? You would like me to keep making that sound? …Really? But even if that’s true, I am the one who needs to relax in order to concentrate, not you. You think so? We could give it a try then. This day is going to be long anyway. Let me try with this one first. Like this, right? Hm. Well, it’s not that bad in the end. I’ve always liked the sound of nails on books’ covers. You know, these books are even more amazing if you take a look inside. See? I think it’s awesome. This is one of my favorites. Huh? Which ones? Ah, those are just some minerals. I keep them because of their magical properties. Now that I think of it, they could work as well… Do you like this sound? Nice. I will explain their properties in detail another time, I’m starting to feel relaxed, too relaxed to bother explaining what they do. No, don’t touch that one, please. It’s delicate, you could break it. Alright, but let me touch it instead. This? This is just one of the potions that I occasionally make. It’s good training, after all. You’re right. This is a really nice sound… Hey! That’s great! I finally realized what to do! Koakuma? Come here, I know what we need! Hm? I’m here, Master! What’s up? This human helped me without even realizing it! Oh. He fell asleep… Nevermind. Please give me the red book on the third shelf next to you. Remi will for sure be happy with the final results. [THANKS FOR WATCHING]

44 thoughts on “【東方ASMR】 English「Patchouli Knowledge Roleplay」(Magical Relaxation Treatment)”

  1. The koakuma bits are the perfect touch to this patchouli video! Keep up the great work Remy! Your videos are always the highlight of my day!

  2. I've been waiting for this since I found your channel, and you absolutely nailed it. It's great to see one of my favorites hit the ASMR scene at last.

  3. "I told you to stop asking for rewards, please. It makes me feel uncomfortable." Wait, just what kind of rewards has she been asking for? O_O

  4. I'm actually really curious about this project of Patchy
    What kind of things she will make for Mistress Remilia?
    Will Koakuma get her reward?
    Find out in the next Touhou ASMR

  5. I love this ASMR, miss Remy. Patchouli is one of my favorite Touhou characters.

    100/100 💕👌😄

    Greetings and a hug. :3/ 💕

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